Jerkface Noob Shop assistant
16 years ago
Ok, so today, I walk into Cash Generators 'cos it's just opened down the street, and loud music is playing from these kick-ass speakers outside the shop, and I'm like "...awesome".
So I go in and I'm all, like, "cool, a THREE NECK GUITAR" (got a pic btw) and I see a lightgun for the ps1 going for £3.
And 'cos I'm a nerd I asked some guy, who obviously hadn't worked in this line of career that much before, about it. I asked him if they had any games that worked with it.
The dude picks up Tomb Raider 1 and tells me this works.
And I'm like "...riiight..."
Then he picks up Alone In The Dark: The New Nightmare and says "This too.".
I know this foo' is playin' me.
so I'm like "...These don't use lightguns".
And he's like "...I assure you, they do."
And I'm like "...I owned both games for the PS1, already have a lightgun, and I'm looking for a second so I can play Time Crisis 2 on my (RETRO_ORESOME) PS2. I *know* neither of these games work with a lightgun."
And the dude like, SNORTS, and smiles and looks around before looking back at me and says "...I played these last week with this lightgun so eh."
I "Heh, whatever, man" in his face and leave.
This has been an eventful week! Is to be fune!!thirtyeight!!
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INSTRUCTIONS TO SET UP
Firstly, if, when you open up oC, you see some odd language that could resemble Japanese or even *be* japanese (depending on how well your computer can translate) you need to change the language.
At the top there should be pull-down menus. Find the one with "(H)" next to the random characters and click on it. Then, from the pull-down, choose the option with "(E)" next to it. This should make the program display almost fully in English (note the use of the word "almost").
Secondly, the pull-down menus at the top should be easier to understand. find the one that says "Network(N)" ond from there, go to "Show NetworkWindow(N)". From here, you can choose one of three tabs. On the Server tab, you can host a personal session (which only allows up to 4 users to join including yourself, and requires a program called "Hamachi" to connect to the other users remotely. I'm not going to explain Hamachi 'cos I don't use it anymore.)
The "Client" tab lets you connect to someone else's server. If you are connecting to someone who is using Hamachi to connect to users, you will also have to have Hamachi and will have to connect to theirs. Because I have a personal server, which allows up to 15 members, you won't need Hamachi to connect to my server. Simply put the IP address I give you into where it asks for it, put a username in and click that retarded-labelled button to the right.
The third tab lets you set up your session *if* you are hosting. Otherwise, you need not touch this.
Lastly, for the server details, get in touch with me. If you've never used oC before and want me to help you set it up, I'll add you on msn and we'll work through it there, so PM me.
See yas :D
Commission details:
tonicknight = 0% (waiting)
azuma-the-goldwoof = 0% (waiting)
"Lone" (I DON'T KNOW HIS FA) (waiting)
valkoglacies (2) = (waiting)
xanbunny = (DONE)
Animated : HAHAHAH
So I go in and I'm all, like, "cool, a THREE NECK GUITAR" (got a pic btw) and I see a lightgun for the ps1 going for £3.
And 'cos I'm a nerd I asked some guy, who obviously hadn't worked in this line of career that much before, about it. I asked him if they had any games that worked with it.
The dude picks up Tomb Raider 1 and tells me this works.
And I'm like "...riiight..."
Then he picks up Alone In The Dark: The New Nightmare and says "This too.".
I know this foo' is playin' me.
so I'm like "...These don't use lightguns".
And he's like "...I assure you, they do."
And I'm like "...I owned both games for the PS1, already have a lightgun, and I'm looking for a second so I can play Time Crisis 2 on my (RETRO_ORESOME) PS2. I *know* neither of these games work with a lightgun."
And the dude like, SNORTS, and smiles and looks around before looking back at me and says "...I played these last week with this lightgun so eh."
I "Heh, whatever, man" in his face and leave.
This has been an eventful week! Is to be fune!!thirtyeight!!
oC details
If you are one of my Commissionees, I recommend you get oC so we can work in realtime.
If you like watching artists draw, I recommend downloading oC so you can without even leaving your computer.
If you like to draw with artists... you get the idea.
Download oC here!
INSTRUCTIONS TO SET UP
Firstly, if, when you open up oC, you see some odd language that could resemble Japanese or even *be* japanese (depending on how well your computer can translate) you need to change the language.
At the top there should be pull-down menus. Find the one with "(H)" next to the random characters and click on it. Then, from the pull-down, choose the option with "(E)" next to it. This should make the program display almost fully in English (note the use of the word "almost").
Secondly, the pull-down menus at the top should be easier to understand. find the one that says "Network(N)" ond from there, go to "Show NetworkWindow(N)". From here, you can choose one of three tabs. On the Server tab, you can host a personal session (which only allows up to 4 users to join including yourself, and requires a program called "Hamachi" to connect to the other users remotely. I'm not going to explain Hamachi 'cos I don't use it anymore.)
The "Client" tab lets you connect to someone else's server. If you are connecting to someone who is using Hamachi to connect to users, you will also have to have Hamachi and will have to connect to theirs. Because I have a personal server, which allows up to 15 members, you won't need Hamachi to connect to my server. Simply put the IP address I give you into where it asks for it, put a username in and click that retarded-labelled button to the right.
The third tab lets you set up your session *if* you are hosting. Otherwise, you need not touch this.
Lastly, for the server details, get in touch with me. If you've never used oC before and want me to help you set it up, I'll add you on msn and we'll work through it there, so PM me.
See yas :D
Commission details:


"Lone" (I DON'T KNOW HIS FA) (waiting)


Animated : HAHAHAH

bluedude
~bluedude
lmao XD

SmokeyTheMalamute
~smokeythemalamute
What a git XD!

lotsofnothing1
~lotsofnothing1
Hey, I did play Tomb Raider with a lightgun. >:C

Abfc

~abfc

lmao, what a prick.

Ix_the_Puppy
~ixthepuppy
Wow... That's really sad. XD