50. "They're artificially delicious!"

49. "Considering I wrote this while in fursuit, I consider it an accomplishment."

48. "I think he's just the personification of shitty memes."

47. "I stole all the corners."

46. "That's a shade of green not found in nature."

45. "Don't pet the tree."

44. "Almost or not, I appreciate you not killing me."

43. "It's a pickled peacock."

42. "I've seen people do interesting things in fursuit heads, eating being the most mundane."

41. "I think your eyes are upside down."

40. "The worst part is, this is all so fucking sweet."

39. "Every word you say makes me sadder."

38. "I really like the idea of a demon doing tech support."

37. "How do you poison a hat?"

36. "There's no wrong answer. There's no right answer either."

35. "This campfire's worth, like, $2,000."

34. "There's a lot of questions you just don't ask when furries are involved."

33. "There's not much wrong with it, but there's not much right with it either."

32. "Everyone is cool in my book, unless you're cringey, in which case you can fuck off and die."

31. "Last call for white boys!"

30. "I have caffienated vodka!"

29. "You guys are the most wonderful people I know. And the worst people I know."

28. "I can tell because it smells like bathrooms."

27. "Dude, I can smell me from here."

26. "Tell me more about things you shouldn't put in your mouth."

25. "He's like a little pudgy torpedo!"

24. "Oh how I've missed your spotted... head."

23. "It's got some bite on the back end."

22. "My head feels naked. I'm cold. Hold me."

21. "We shall rule the world with giant spoons!"

20. "You don't shake a Molotov cocktail!"

19. "Why is this Sharpie cummy?"

18. "I can stand fucked up chocolate. I can't stand fucked up cheese."

17. "He can't be nasty enough to make that worthwhile."

16. "Hey, this is 2016, there can be more than one mom."

15. "He's willing to 69 for bacon. Who's surprised?"

14. "I am simultaneously repulsed, and aroused."

13. "Zesty nacho kale chips - what Mexican vegans eat."

12. "His name is Dr. Bitches. He's a doctor, bitches."

11. "If you can swallow one of these whole, we need to talk."

10. "This is the juiciest sausage I've had in my life."

9. "I'm running away from your bullshit!"

8. "That's the first time I've seen a fursuiter with a heart on its crotch."

7. "I've already had nine people tell me they want to have sex with my fursuit."

6. "It tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is shitting."

5. "You'd be amazed what my beard can do."

4. "It's not supposed to go there! You know this!"

3. "You're like the ninja who the other ninjas complain about for making too much noise."

2. "Like hell you're German - you've only killed, like, four Jews."

1. "My pants make me about 800% more gay."