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The Rotten Silray Awards
9 years ago
The Maze Runner - 7/10 "Shrugging Silray"
A movie I felt had an interesting premise but generally felt wasted on making teenagers feel edgy and important.
+Anxious as heck! Edge of seat.
-Teens who are special, just 'cause.
Mockingjay Pt1 + 2 - 6/10 "Displeased Silray"
After being through the long haul, Mockingjay never ceased to thoroughly disappoint me.
+Great set pieces
-Just.... stop.... talking....
The Martian - 10/10 "Kerbal Silray"
Every single moment was me recounting the horrors of being trapped on Mars with my triumphs and failures in Kerbal Space Program.
+I'm gonna Kerbal the hell out of this.
-It's not called The Dunian
Jurassic Park - 6/10 "Displeased Silray"
An enjoyable revisit to the concept of a Jurassic Park though ruined by overdone messages and transient characters.
+A modern Jurassic park is awesome...
-Lousy corporate greed plot
-The two boys could have been entirely left out and the movie wouldn't have changed, it'd be even better actually.
Star Wars VII - 6/10 "The Silray is not with this one"
After Disney nuking the Expanded Universe in which I had spent my entire life swimming gleefully through, I had probably exceedingly large expectations that this movie had better be worth nuking decades worth of mixed though still great worldbuilding. It failed.
+Han Solo was great.
-Han Solo won't be in the next movie.
-Starkiller base is a copout.
-Most of the new cast is boring, until the next movie.
-Disney is making a story to explain C-3PO's red arm, the f*** why is that necessary?
-I should really stop hating on this movie.
Deadpool - 9/10 "Not enough money to include the Silray in this one."
Finally an R-rated superhero movie that had great redeeming value. You have no idea how tired I am of R rated movies that basically lacked any form of value one can take away from the film.
+Deadpool, nuf.
-Most of the film is on a highway bridge. (It only had a $50 million budget)
Zootopia - 10/10 *The Silray has hearts rising from ears*
I hate on Disney, I really do. Marvel's becoming increasingly stinky, Star Wars 7 nearly traumatized me by disappointment and handing EA all the rights to Star Wars games (Yeah, right, good going there), Zootopia made me feel very very happy on leaving the theater.
+<3 characters&everything
- Just barely followed a typical formula.
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.
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+Furries
Takeaway Message
The Silray likes the creativity behind these 'Teen' films but find these Teens to be needlessly self important and trying too hard to be 'The One'. Also horomones.
The Silray believes realistically interpreting realistic modern spaceflight and the trials that go along with it are far more entertaining than Zombie Microbes From Mars.
The Silray is tired of 'Corporate Greed' stories because they are too lazily done.
The Silray loves furries. And Foxes. <3Foxes. #FoxBias
A movie I felt had an interesting premise but generally felt wasted on making teenagers feel edgy and important.
+Anxious as heck! Edge of seat.
-Teens who are special, just 'cause.
Mockingjay Pt1 + 2 - 6/10 "Displeased Silray"
After being through the long haul, Mockingjay never ceased to thoroughly disappoint me.
+Great set pieces
-Just.... stop.... talking....
The Martian - 10/10 "Kerbal Silray"
Every single moment was me recounting the horrors of being trapped on Mars with my triumphs and failures in Kerbal Space Program.
+I'm gonna Kerbal the hell out of this.
-It's not called The Dunian
Jurassic Park - 6/10 "Displeased Silray"
An enjoyable revisit to the concept of a Jurassic Park though ruined by overdone messages and transient characters.
+A modern Jurassic park is awesome...
-Lousy corporate greed plot
-The two boys could have been entirely left out and the movie wouldn't have changed, it'd be even better actually.
Star Wars VII - 6/10 "The Silray is not with this one"
After Disney nuking the Expanded Universe in which I had spent my entire life swimming gleefully through, I had probably exceedingly large expectations that this movie had better be worth nuking decades worth of mixed though still great worldbuilding. It failed.
+Han Solo was great.
-Han Solo won't be in the next movie.
-Starkiller base is a copout.
-Most of the new cast is boring, until the next movie.
-Disney is making a story to explain C-3PO's red arm, the f*** why is that necessary?
-I should really stop hating on this movie.
Deadpool - 9/10 "Not enough money to include the Silray in this one."
Finally an R-rated superhero movie that had great redeeming value. You have no idea how tired I am of R rated movies that basically lacked any form of value one can take away from the film.
+Deadpool, nuf.
-Most of the film is on a highway bridge. (It only had a $50 million budget)
Zootopia - 10/10 *The Silray has hearts rising from ears*
I hate on Disney, I really do. Marvel's becoming increasingly stinky, Star Wars 7 nearly traumatized me by disappointment and handing EA all the rights to Star Wars games (Yeah, right, good going there), Zootopia made me feel very very happy on leaving the theater.
+<3 characters&everything
- Just barely followed a typical formula.
.
.
.
+Furries
Takeaway Message
The Silray likes the creativity behind these 'Teen' films but find these Teens to be needlessly self important and trying too hard to be 'The One'. Also horomones.
The Silray believes realistically interpreting realistic modern spaceflight and the trials that go along with it are far more entertaining than Zombie Microbes From Mars.
The Silray is tired of 'Corporate Greed' stories because they are too lazily done.
The Silray loves furries. And Foxes. <3Foxes. #FoxBias
Funny enough was the fact I actually saw it, as like, I never go to the theater unless it's like, impromptu with a group. I'm a horrible movie watcher. :D;;