• Where are you staying?
At my cold and lonely home (just like my soul), because I work through most of the weekend

• When will you be arriving and leaving?
I'm coming Friday afternoon and leaving Friday evening, coming on Saturday midday and leaving Saturday evening.

• Who will you be rooming with?
Just me and my loneliness :'(

• Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
In a random corner crying, you want to make me feel better? Send me money

• What/where will you be eating?
I'll just be feeding off the scraps in the garbage bin

• Will you be having a room party?
Sure, if you don't mind the party ending at 9:30. Young whippersnappers

• Will you be drinking and/or getting drunk?
I'll be drinking lidocaine to numb the pain of my own sorrows

PERSONAL STUFF:

• What is your gender?
Schmuck

• How tall are you?
5'9

• If I approach you, will you chat with me?
I charge by the hour.

• If I see you, how should I get your attention?
wave dollar bills in my face

• How many furry conventions have you attended?
Too god damn many

• Do you own a fursuit?
No, the blue jay you see in my gallery is actually me

PERMISSIONS:

• Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Damn it, I said I charge by the hour!

• How can I find you?
You won't, I'll find you

• Can I buy you drinks?
If it's lidocaine? Yes.

• Can I look in your sketchbook?
My sketchbook has unspeakable things that few have seen.

• Can I take your picture?
My stare will last forever

MISCELLANEOUS:

• Do you do do free art, trades, commissions, badges?
I make art with the blood of the innocent, I charge for that though. PM for details.

• Do you have a table in the Artist Alley / Dealer's Den or a panel in the Art Show? If so, what are you selling?
I'm selling myself, but not in any dealer's table

• Do you plan to volunteer?
If you're looking for someone to sell you illegal opioids, I'm your Jay

• What's your goal for the con this year?
To spread the curse of an ancient evil power and to not get burn myself out in the process.

See you there!