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Going to FWA. Time to SHITPOST A MEME
9 years ago
Men get arrested.
Yup yup! I'll be going to Birmingham first, and then driving into ATL with some very very good friends of mine (:
Probably gonna go see Zootopia again while I'm in Bham just because every furfag has to see it twice or some shit.
Where are you staying?
Main hotel - Marriott Marquis.
What day are you getting there?
Thursday.
How are you traveling?
By winged aluminum tube and rolling foot metal box.
Who will you be rooming with?
edwardsebastian 
heize 
denaliAMT
What is the best way to find you?
You can find me on Twatter coyotedrunkly . And of course, noting me on here. Ultimately, though you'd want to hit me up ahead of time because I dont know how often I'll be checking social media at the con. Telegram is the best option.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Not a fucking clue. Depends on what my friends are interested in. If they have the potential to be funny or pseudo intellectual, I might be there in the back drinking.
What do you look like?
I'm a five foot seven Mic Spic Who will either be dressed like a green dog, wearing a business suit or dressed like a total douchebag. I now share that interlocked cross shoulder tattoo with my fursona so yeah.
Will you be suiting?
Green dogs and obnoxious music. face tattoos.
Do you do free art?
Prolly not, but I like to do little drunken art sessions back in the hotel rooms for a break in the chaos.
Do you do trades?
Mmmmmaybe? Sketches possibly. That's what art sessions are, anyways. As long as there's booze.
Do you do badges?
Naupe.
What is your gender?
Beepis.
Mmmmmbeee... mmpisss
mmmmbeepis.
Penis.
How tall are you?
5' 7"
Do you have a partner/mate?
Mr. Jim Beam.
Can I talk to you?
By all means, yes. The reason I go to these shit-shows is to talk with people and have fun.
If you catch me at a bad time, and I'm in a hurry, we can exchange contact info and meet up later.
Can I touch you?
Handshake? Sure. Fist-bump? Sure. Bro-hug? Yeah prolly. Anything else?
http://www.hark.com/clips/wstspkztj.....anything-again
Can I visit your room?
Not up to me, entirely. Maybe.
Can I buy you a drink?
The answer to that is almost always a yes. Especially if you're drunk and think I'm cosplaying Tony Stark.
Do you accept gifts?
I'm always really skeptical of free shit because I grew up in a way that taught me to be weary... But unless someone pegs my creeper alarm, gifts are cool! I'm not used to them so forgive me if I get all melty.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Bro-hugs only. If there's to be cuddling, you'll already know.
Are you nice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNbmxGp1Opk
Do you have an artist table?
Nah, nigga.
Will you be going to parties?
One called FWA. I will be going h a r d.
Will you be performing?
Walk up to me with a lightsaber, and quite possibly... depending on how cooperative Delta and the TSA are.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Shouting Josh or Bullets works. Or you could just cry for Jihad loudly.
Also the lightsaber thing if it seems to apply...
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Atlanta.
What/where will you be eating?
Food places. Definitely hoping to have some real southern BBQ while I'm out there, though. My distant Texan roots are pleading for it.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If it's cool with whoever I'm with, YEH MAAAYYYYNE.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
Depends on who you are and the situation.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Most likely, yes. I'd love to accumulate some sketches and have some mementos of people I meet and things I'll do < :
Can I take your picture?
Yeah I guess. Especially if I'm suiting or cosplaying.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Have fun. Get my friends drunk. Have good food. SEE THE AQUARIUM!
Also no have anymore dealings with security this time.
Probably gonna go see Zootopia again while I'm in Bham just because every furfag has to see it twice or some shit.
Where are you staying?
Main hotel - Marriott Marquis.
What day are you getting there?
Thursday.
How are you traveling?
By winged aluminum tube and rolling foot metal box.
Who will you be rooming with?
edwardsebastian 
heize 
denaliAMTWhat is the best way to find you?
You can find me on Twatter coyotedrunkly . And of course, noting me on here. Ultimately, though you'd want to hit me up ahead of time because I dont know how often I'll be checking social media at the con. Telegram is the best option.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Not a fucking clue. Depends on what my friends are interested in. If they have the potential to be funny or pseudo intellectual, I might be there in the back drinking.
What do you look like?
I'm a five foot seven Mic Spic Who will either be dressed like a green dog, wearing a business suit or dressed like a total douchebag. I now share that interlocked cross shoulder tattoo with my fursona so yeah.
Will you be suiting?
Green dogs and obnoxious music. face tattoos.
Do you do free art?
Prolly not, but I like to do little drunken art sessions back in the hotel rooms for a break in the chaos.
Do you do trades?
Mmmmmaybe? Sketches possibly. That's what art sessions are, anyways. As long as there's booze.
Do you do badges?
Naupe.
What is your gender?
Beepis.
Mmmmmbeee... mmpisss
mmmmbeepis.
Penis.
How tall are you?
5' 7"
Do you have a partner/mate?
Mr. Jim Beam.
Can I talk to you?
By all means, yes. The reason I go to these shit-shows is to talk with people and have fun.
If you catch me at a bad time, and I'm in a hurry, we can exchange contact info and meet up later.
Can I touch you?
Handshake? Sure. Fist-bump? Sure. Bro-hug? Yeah prolly. Anything else?
http://www.hark.com/clips/wstspkztj.....anything-again
Can I visit your room?
Not up to me, entirely. Maybe.
Can I buy you a drink?
The answer to that is almost always a yes. Especially if you're drunk and think I'm cosplaying Tony Stark.
Do you accept gifts?
I'm always really skeptical of free shit because I grew up in a way that taught me to be weary... But unless someone pegs my creeper alarm, gifts are cool! I'm not used to them so forgive me if I get all melty.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Bro-hugs only. If there's to be cuddling, you'll already know.
Are you nice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNbmxGp1Opk
Do you have an artist table?
Nah, nigga.
Will you be going to parties?
One called FWA. I will be going h a r d.
Will you be performing?
Walk up to me with a lightsaber, and quite possibly... depending on how cooperative Delta and the TSA are.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Shouting Josh or Bullets works. Or you could just cry for Jihad loudly.
Also the lightsaber thing if it seems to apply...
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Atlanta.
What/where will you be eating?
Food places. Definitely hoping to have some real southern BBQ while I'm out there, though. My distant Texan roots are pleading for it.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If it's cool with whoever I'm with, YEH MAAAYYYYNE.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
Depends on who you are and the situation.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Most likely, yes. I'd love to accumulate some sketches and have some mementos of people I meet and things I'll do < :
Can I take your picture?
Yeah I guess. Especially if I'm suiting or cosplaying.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Have fun. Get my friends drunk. Have good food. SEE THE AQUARIUM!
Also no have anymore dealings with security this time.
M E M E S T H O U G H
Just think of the live meming that could have happened if you'd gone last year.
And if you're in Birmingham, make an effort to go to Satellite bar. Or Black Market in five points if you're feeling a bit more metal. I've got people in Birmingham, it's a fun place.