the dreams with reality thing, i get that alot. Hope you sleep well =3

Eggtimer Bumblebee Boomerang Ulogy.
Unclean Toothbrush Wiggles Hugely.
Five Dead Duct Tapes.


If you can guess what the fuck is in common with each line, you get HUGE cookie.

Hmmm, what's an 'Ulogy' ?

They each contain four words, the words in each consecutive line have one less syllable than the line prior, and they're all pretty much fucked up to begin with.

What's with you and the trivia/mind games lately?

You draw fucked up and awsome art, I [try] to write fucked up yet witty things.

But realistically, I don't know why.

Bordering on surreal... but remember, there's only 2 things you need to remember about surrealism (in convenient haiku form!) (blame my dad for this one, he's kinda twisted himself, lol)

Surrealism
Frogs, power tools, and
The Lincoln Memorial.

Hello non-sequitur!

Alcohol + Caffeine + OpenCanvas w/ other hyper-drunk furs = Will solve your problem

Well, it works for me at least. ;D

Man, I remember when a whiskey coke would get a page of awesomeness out of me. Now it just gives me a headache. BETRAYAL.

glffhlpffffk

Well if it's sexually twisted and fucked-up sketches then I suggest an unbirthing marathon. Gee I wonder where that idea came from ^^;

For just generally twisted and fucked-up I nominate zombies doing ballet http://www.deviantart.com/deviation.....qh=sort%3Atime

Anyhow make sure to get enough sleep so that you don't end up like your icon here. :D

Just remember, those really ARE spiders crawling under the covers with you. You have to set the bed on fire to kill them all.

Oh, and the nurses are suicidal, they always want to go into the restroom with the Porcelein Devourer. Insane, and then they scream when I try to protect them. Obviously I HAD to leave.

Yeah, but having fullbright set to 1 defeats the whole purpose. It's like walking into the night and not being able to find the bathroom, so you go wandering around the house getting more and more frustrated, but it doesn't really matter in the end because you didn't have to change your clothes anyway. But then there was this homicidal cyclops guy so she had to dial 911 but the phone was out. It was like a kid's book, only with more swearing.

You ALWAYS tell Cyclops guys that your name is Nuhbaddy. Methinks all the methane and ammonia has gone to your brain, I advixe a break from scat, just a for a lil bit.

Stay off the Catnip, y'dam addict!

Brghamuzl.

it happens to me too -_- all too often.

Zombiecat... dear friend.

I felt the same. Infact I have constant paranoia that I have missed something somewhere. At least I'm happy to now that I have enough "student points" for getting a student grant in my third and final year... even if I fail on all courses in the next semester. Not like I'm planning that. :P Even then I have like two other grants... infact I probably earn more in grants than some people do by working. I wonder if I should feel dirty..

Also, it feels like I'm talking with you too seldom now days. Either you're not on, or when you are... I'm sleeping in my bed.

It's entirely my fault. I almost never log on anymore. Lately I've been going to bed at midnight and not waking up until noon. I don't expect anyone to get up at the asscrack of dawn!

Oooh, nice. No more school-related stress, hopefully. My entire time in school was one long anxiety-ridden nightmare, right up until I finished art school a year ago. Ahhh, peace.

Yay twisted sketches.. yay sleep!

0,0... Dude.. whatever your on... Sell it on EBAY!!! YOu could make mad cash with that!!! A 'Get out of work and have a Fuckin Assload of a Time' card!!!

But I don't want to part with my brain.

0,0... *insert rimshot* Theres something that dosent happen everyday... *rubs chin* Might be something with the criubrial part thats throwing you off. THe cortex to be presices... It pretty much conrtols your balance and would explain the dizzyness and most of the other issues...

THe Reailty dreams on the other hand... *shrugs*

Try burning yourself, or jsut your hand wrist. You'll become awake and aware in a matter of seconds, and the dream that night will be very distinctive. Trust me, it may sound like an idiotic thing to do, but it seems to work...and be cheap!

Sasfaagafa

Yes, I'd noticed you were sleeping oddly lately.

....

That is, if I were watching through spy cams, which I'm clearly not.

At all.

Look, who're you going to believe. Me or your own eyes?!?

Sometimes, getting those screwed up sketches and stuff out helps.

Draw you being a happy psycho and see what happens. Works for me sometimes. ^-^