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Top Forty Five Things Said at GLFC 2016
9 years ago
45. Two plus three o'clock - four o'clock!
44. Architecture is my fetish.
43. I want to get my PhD in Furry.
42. I am pro-oatmeal.
41. You were volun-told.
40. He remembered something from Boy Scouts - that he didn't go.
39. Why are you putting straws in my hat?
38. Who invented the sun, anyway? It's terrible!
37. I need a back stylist.
36. Why do these cars smell like grapefruit?
35. The trick to being drunk - be an idiot!
34. He was choke hold cuddling me.
33. This probably looks like a weird breastfeeding thing.
32. I want all that slimy garbage all over me.
31. That's more than moist.
30. I'm glad Twitter didn't exist when I was in my 20's.
29. Is that a murdered windsock?
28. Hot diggety didgeridoo!
27. Where are my hands?
26. Flipper tastes so good, though!
25. Weddings are funerals with cake.
24. Stop doing female heroes.
23. Is it certified orgasmic?
22. Are we playing strip arm wrestling?
21. Throw meat at us.
20. He's got kool-aid in his hair.
19. I can get gay bacon.
18. Do not eat the kangaroo!
17. I've run out of fucks to give. Cuddles, though, that's another story.
16. Pardon me while I get on this guy's shoulders.
15. Pardon my nips.
14. You sounded like Kermit the Frog on helium.
13. If only I had three balls...
12. That's much better than a metal condom.
11. We are going to take your innocence and throw it against a wall.
10. Don't ask a dog for help tying knots.
9. Do you really want to get your dick wet in that bag?
8. You can have a horse lead you to water, but it'll probably drink it all before you get there.
7. I see a fox and I immediately think trouble's going on.
6. I am going to shove things in your face.
5. I care about my crotch being wet more than anything else right now.
4. Somebody is fucking with me, I don't know who, but I'm kicking both of your asses.
3. The sad part is, it's not even jizz.
2. Where the fuck's that dick at?
1. Why are you black?
44. Architecture is my fetish.
43. I want to get my PhD in Furry.
42. I am pro-oatmeal.
41. You were volun-told.
40. He remembered something from Boy Scouts - that he didn't go.
39. Why are you putting straws in my hat?
38. Who invented the sun, anyway? It's terrible!
37. I need a back stylist.
36. Why do these cars smell like grapefruit?
35. The trick to being drunk - be an idiot!
34. He was choke hold cuddling me.
33. This probably looks like a weird breastfeeding thing.
32. I want all that slimy garbage all over me.
31. That's more than moist.
30. I'm glad Twitter didn't exist when I was in my 20's.
29. Is that a murdered windsock?
28. Hot diggety didgeridoo!
27. Where are my hands?
26. Flipper tastes so good, though!
25. Weddings are funerals with cake.
24. Stop doing female heroes.
23. Is it certified orgasmic?
22. Are we playing strip arm wrestling?
21. Throw meat at us.
20. He's got kool-aid in his hair.
19. I can get gay bacon.
18. Do not eat the kangaroo!
17. I've run out of fucks to give. Cuddles, though, that's another story.
16. Pardon me while I get on this guy's shoulders.
15. Pardon my nips.
14. You sounded like Kermit the Frog on helium.
13. If only I had three balls...
12. That's much better than a metal condom.
11. We are going to take your innocence and throw it against a wall.
10. Don't ask a dog for help tying knots.
9. Do you really want to get your dick wet in that bag?
8. You can have a horse lead you to water, but it'll probably drink it all before you get there.
7. I see a fox and I immediately think trouble's going on.
6. I am going to shove things in your face.
5. I care about my crotch being wet more than anything else right now.
4. Somebody is fucking with me, I don't know who, but I'm kicking both of your asses.
3. The sad part is, it's not even jizz.
2. Where the fuck's that dick at?
1. Why are you black?
Rif_Foxworthy
~riffoxworthy
Oh those crazy furries.
Cat Wirez
~wirez
I want to hang out where you hang out. You hear fun things.
