So it's like, 4am and I am laying in bed and I think to myself...."Im not getting any better, I need to goto the hospital".....my stomach is killin me, I have HORRID depression that nothing is taking care of, I can't sleep, I am having memories just lovingly remind me of just every single fucking thing i've ever done wrong in my life, and my leg is spasming out like an epileptic on a treadmill.....So I decide....yeah okay fucking fine i'll goto the damn hospital.

However, I am out of Gas

but I am due to get paid tonight!

So I boot up my computer to go check my bank account to see if I have my money in the bank yet....

.....welp.....it dinnae wanna work....so I am needing to get online to check my account and my computer literally shits out dead.So I check my bank account with my tablet while I try and repair the computer....I check the bank and my money isn't even in there...at this point I feel like hell, and I really need to goto the emergency room and get checked out, and so I continue to repair my computer to try and get the information I need to figure out where the hell my money is......I've had no sleep, I am literally on the brink of what feels like a seizue, and if I call 911 I will never hear the end of it......well Sachi comes online....and I am getting royally fucking pissed......

....this is just too goddamn funny not to share.

[5:27:01 AM] Koeth Sekki: youre kidding me
[5:27:13 AM] A potato chip: what happened ?
[5:29:09 AM] Koeth Sekki: i had set up a direct deposit with my new bank....well today is payday and i am out of gas. my computer just broke, and i need to goto the hospital because im getting worse......AND THE MONEY ISNT EVEN IN THE BANK
[5:29:47 AM] Koeth Sekki: .....god what next
[5:30:17 AM] A potato chip: oh god x.x I'm sorry hun . hopefully they get thigns fixed with the bank so you can go to the hospital D:
[5:31:56 AM] Koeth Sekki: i mean seriously what the fuck, I gotta suffer through this stupid bullshit, my pc exploding, no paycheck and me needing to goto the ER and with no gas....this is some comical next generation bullshit
[5:32:19 AM] Koeth Sekki: the level of bullshit has reached mach fucking kokos luck
[5:33:19 AM] Koeth Sekki: i swear to God when i see the creator im gonna punch him in the dick when i die and see him
[5:33:33 AM] *** A potato chip wishes she could help T~T would drive him to where he needs to go Q~Q ***
[5:33:50 AM] A potato chip: if there is any way I can help please let me know ; o ;
[5:34:05 AM] Koeth Sekki: no seriously, i need to make a comic about this shit
[5:34:32 AM] Koeth Sekki: this is next level retarded luck
[5:34:50 AM] *** A potato chip hugs him tightly and nuzzles his ears trying to helps ***
[5:34:57 AM] Koeth Sekki: i dont even wanna goto the ER anymore im so pissed
[5:37:42 AM] Koeth Sekki: blaaah my leg wont stop spasming
[5:38:06 AM] Koeth Sekki: sorry for ranting hun im just kinda.....beyond flabbergasted
[5:40:08 AM] Koeth Sekki: gonna try and repair my pc brb
[5:45:38 AM] Koeth Sekki: swear to god if i wasnt so fucking pissed id prolly be crying.....this is just beyond words retarded
[5:47:52 AM] *** A potato chip helps him fix his pc by rolling around as a ball of yena in the cords ***
[5:48:02 AM] Koeth Sekki: i need to make a journal about this
[5:48:16 AM] Koeth Sekki: bestest yena
[5:48:44 AM] Koeth Sekki: .....i think
[5:48:51 AM] Koeth Sekki: my computer.....
[5:49:02 AM] Koeth Sekki: just wiped its harddrive...
[5:49:12 AM] Koeth Sekki: .........welp
[5:50:32 AM] A potato chip: o-o
[5:50:45 AM] A potato chip: does coconut know what hes doin ?
[5:50:48 AM] Koeth Sekki: and no im srs it keeps bringing me to the install windows screen
[5:50:54 AM] Koeth Sekki: yes
[5:51:12 AM] Koeth Sekki: its now repairing the disk
[5:52:29 AM] Koeth Sekki: WORK YOU PEICE OF SHEIT
[5:52:32 AM] Koeth Sekki: *WHAP*
[5:53:11 AM] Koeth Sekki: I NEED TO WHINE ON THE INTERNETS AND YOU IS FUCKING WITH ME
[5:53:15 AM] Koeth Sekki: *WHAPWHAP*
[5:55:02 AM] Koeth Sekki: oh it did somthing
[5:55:19 AM] Koeth Sekki: ......now its doing nothing
[5:55:28 AM] Koeth Sekki: .......FSCK
[5:56:50 AM] A potato chip: o -o
[5:56:58 AM] A potato chip: coconut plz XD
[5:57:05 AM] A potato chip: https://i.gyazo.com/be573b04c68b6ee.....13b7d8f2d4.png - ball of yeen helps
[5:57:38 AM] Koeth Sekki: YOUR PC RAN INTO A PROBLEMS AND NEEDINGS TOO RETART...........FUCK YOU TOO
[5:57:49 AM] A potato chip: ...retart
[5:57:57 AM] Koeth Sekki: also super cutes hun
[5:58:15 AM] A potato chip: better get your computer its lipstick and powder it needs to retart
[5:58:51 AM] Koeth Sekki: unmountable boot volume....?
[5:59:15 AM] Koeth Sekki: THE FUCK IS A BOOT VOLUME
[5:59:26 AM] Koeth Sekki: A VOLUME OF BOOTS
[5:59:37 AM] Koeth Sekki: my pc has boots apparently
[5:59:49 AM] Koeth Sekki: classy shit
[5:59:50 AM] A potato chip: if I remember correctly that means the boot files are corrupted
[6:00:11 AM] A potato chip: annnnd you probably dont have recovery disks to boot from
[6:00:23 AM] Koeth Sekki: *eyetwitch*
[6:00:39 AM] A potato chip: I'm googling quickly to make sure
[6:01:20 AM] Koeth Sekki: im fucking the memory module
[6:01:28 AM] A potato chip: you have xp dont you
[6:01:37 AM] A potato chip: windows xp not like ... game xp
[6:01:55 AM] A potato chip: https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/555302
[6:02:00 AM] A potato chip: that should help a lot
[6:02:04 AM] A potato chip: tells you how to fix et
[6:02:11 AM] Koeth Sekki: i have window.....8 or 10 i dont even know at this point
[6:02:22 AM] A potato chip: ...
[6:02:25 AM] A potato chip: how even
[6:02:31 AM] Koeth Sekki: ......NOW IT WONT EVEN START
[6:02:40 AM] Koeth Sekki: CYKA BYLAT
[6:02:43 AM] A potato chip: hunny
[6:03:07 AM] A potato chip: you know where the bios battery is ye ?
[6:03:15 AM] Koeth Sekki: ye
[6:03:23 AM] Koeth Sekki: AND NOW ITS MAKING NOISES
[6:03:32 AM] A potato chip: oh god what have you done
[6:03:49 AM] Koeth Sekki: CLICKITY CLICK YOU HORRID SON OF WHORE PC
[6:04:05 AM] Koeth Sekki: CLICKITY CLICK SUCK MY DICK
[6:04:14 AM] A potato chip: STHAP MAKING ME LAUGH WHILE IM TRYING TO HALP
[6:04:56 AM] Koeth Sekki: yay it started
[6:05:23 AM] Koeth Sekki: ....and just..Started twice.....the fuck
[6:05:25 AM] *** A potato chip facepalms ***
[6:05:32 AM] Koeth Sekki: IT WONT STOP RESTARTING
[6:05:53 AM] Koeth Sekki: YOUR PC DEVICE NEEDS TO BE REPAIRED.........NO FUCKING SHIT
[6:06:27 AM] A potato chip: if I were there I could fix it = 3 = but I'm not
[6:07:01 AM] Koeth Sekki: FUCK YOUR MEMORY MODULE AND YOUR WINDOWS 810 AND YOUR BOOTS
[6:07:10 AM] Koeth Sekki: FASCKDEJFIWK
[6:08:17 AM] Koeth Sekki: WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ANY KEY
[6:08:21 AM] Koeth Sekki: oh wait
[6:08:25 AM] Koeth Sekki: derp
[6:09:03 AM] A potato chip: coconut xD
[6:09:05 AM] A potato chip: your a goofball
[6:09:30 AM] Koeth Sekki: i did some things and now its doing the things again which is......somewat working
[6:09:45 AM] Koeth Sekki: its repairing drive C
[6:09:53 AM] Koeth Sekki: it says
[6:12:09 AM] Koeth Sekki: diagnosing your pc.....
[6:12:16 AM] Koeth Sekki: WOOOOOOW
[6:12:46 AM] Koeth Sekki: It asked if i wanted to restart
[6:12:57 AM] Koeth Sekki: oh my fucking god
[6:13:27 AM] Koeth Sekki: I DONT EVEN NEED TO SAY YES IT DOES IT FUCKING FOR ME
[6:13:54 AM] Koeth Sekki: ...PC IS WORKING AGAIN yaaay
[6:14:06 AM] A potato chip: /o/ boom goes the dynamite
[6:14:27 AM] Koeth Sekki: i ammmm saving my shit cuz my pc is gonn dai
[6:14:48 AM] Koeth Sekki: switching to pc skype hun brb
[6:15:25 AM] A potato chip: tyt I'm switching laptops o3o
[6:15:59 AM] Koeth Sekki: back
[6:22:37 AM] A potato chip: welcome back coconut
[6:22:50 AM] Koeth Sekki: "eye twitch"
[6:22:57 AM] Koeth Sekki: it says I got paid
[6:22:59 AM] A potato chip: o-o
[6:23:06 AM] Koeth Sekki: ....but is no monies
[6:23:07 AM] Koeth Sekki: wtf
[6:23:12 AM] A potato chip: call the bank ?

3 mins later....

[6:26:09 AM] Koeth Sekki: AND NOW
[6:26:11 AM] Koeth Sekki: IT'S FINALLY
[6:26:13 AM] Koeth Sekki: FUCKING IN
[6:26:20 AM] Koeth Sekki: OH MY GOD HALLJELUJA
[6:27:19 AM] Koeth Sekki: ......and I'm too raged out to goto the hospital now -3-
[6:30:38 AM] A potato chip: D:
[6:30:49 AM] Koeth Sekki: im gonna go lay down
[6:30:54 AM] Koeth Sekki: sorry for all the trouble hun
[6:30:56 AM] Koeth Sekki: love ya