SO IT BEGINS ANEW.

Where are you staying?
Homewood Suites. Apparently not too well known, but not far from the center.

What day are you getting there?
June 27th, with my friend Nith.

How are you traveling?
Dressed in black.

Who will you be rooming with?
Nith, Fractal, Connor, And possibly  Akkla

How is the best way to find you?
Look for the fuckboi wearing joggers and a tanktop, a green dog, or Kylo Ren.

Are there any panels you might be attending?
Not likely to find me at any specific ones.

What do you look like?
The Spaniard.

Will you be suiting?
Green dog. Ex-con.

Do you do free art?
No, but we can talk and sketch at the bar.

Do you do trades?
Talk. Sketch. Bar.

Do you do badges?
Lo ciento. no.

What is your gender?
cock.

How tall are you?
5'7"

Can I talk to you?
Please do! PLEASE. I'M SO LONELY.

Can I touch you?
Why is this a question. Does anyone ever say yes?

Can I visit your room?
If we hit it off and you're chill... yeah maybe.

Can I buy you drinks?
all
day

Can I give you stuff?
sure? Especially if it's something I can take home on the plane.

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Very unlikely, on the latter portion. Hugs, however, are swag. Just be sure to greet me first, because I may Batista-bomb you, otherwise.

Are you nice?
I leave that assessment to others.

How long are you going?
27th-4th

Do you have an artist table?
Nyet.

Will you be going to parties?
Anthrocon IS a party.

Will you be performing?
Possibly Karyaoke.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Look for a dark-haired man wearing joggers, with badges that say "Josh" or "Bullets"
or an obnoxious green dog.
Say hello or call for me by Josh/Bullets.

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Drinking. Here. There. Everywhere.

What/where will you be eating?
All over Pittsburgh. I love food. I know we'll be having Sushi at SOME point. But you'll likely find us at Ten Penny, especially near last call.

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If you actually have the balls to ask to join us for food, likely yes.

Can I take your picture?
Sure.

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Have fun. Meet new people. Not fight hotel security. Praise the Sun.