It's 3:30am and I'm in Minneapolis on vacation, of course I flipped through the HBO channels and I couldn't help myself with watching a horribly acted and imo bad sex scenes, and here I am xD. It was on the levels of "Here's the pizza with the extra meat" levels of bad.

Those of you curious ,it involved a female van helsing tracking down two vampires, and a female neighbor that found out about the vampires. Also apparently the belly button is where the female pleasure center is considering where the heads were.