Porn and sex toys, basically; but I'm too poor for either. Specifically though, I was hoping for home videos of some of my attractive (by my standards, which are flexible) female friends masturbating, preferably indulging my impregnation fantasy; but I haven't the balls to ask any of them, partly for fear of losing friends and partly from the fear if embarassment. But, it's not been to bad of a day, I suppose.

While I'm on the subject of porn, anyone want to talk about their favorite kind of porn? Favorite porn artists/actors?

Anybody want to talk about anything else? I don't really care about what, I'm easy.