Oh geez, another one of these journals, ew. And I didn't even get rid of the one from previous year, woooo. Go me :v
Anyhow, here's for reference:

Where are you staying?
Motelplus

... Still couldn't get a room at the Estrel, how do you people do it? :r

How old are you?
about 25 or so. I'm like, 12, mentally. That never changes.

What's your gender?
Dude-potato

Means of transportation?
Flight

Sharing a room with:
This beep --- >  Darkspot <3

How tall are you?
About 195 cm / 6' 4" or so.
(That's like 3 whole bananas, wow!)

Which languages do you speak?
English, danish, and extremely rusty german.

Where will you be most of the time during the day?
Most likely at the con. I mean, that's what we're here for right?

Who will you be with?
There's a very high chance that you'll find me close to  Darkspot at all times c:
That, and  gryph000,  rajakaen and perhaps  vader-san ~

Do you do free art/trades?
I can't even do art/crafts for myself as of late, so I doubt it.
I worked on an art-trade during the con last year, and it stole away too much of my con-time, so eh.

Do you do commissions?
Uh.

What suit(s) will you have?
I Still don't have one yet *Gross sobbing*
Hopefully by next year I'll get my butt in gear and build one.

Can I dance with you?
Can you teach me?

Can I touch/hug you?
You can! I've been told I'm soft. Hugs only though, just poking is kind of.. weird?
Just.. y'know, let me know that you're there and all first, common courtesy and all c:

Can I talk to you?
Yes, please do!
If I'm not talking to you, it's just because I'm being a shy, introverted dumb potato as usual. Ain't nothing wrong!

Basically, treat me like an NPC in a video-game. That's how I work.

Can I take photos of you/with you?
I have no idea why anyone would do that, but sure! I'm horribly un-photogenic though. Seriously.
I reserve the right to make silly/dumb faces.

Can I buy you lots of drinks?
uh-huh. I prefer to buy/bring my own though.

Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
I drink tasty things. Smoking is a nope.

Can we hang out?
I'll carry you around. Go for it.
.. I mean, I'm not a party-starter, but we can always play cards or so?
(Will bring Cards Against Humanity and RoosterTeeth's new card-game c: )

Other cons you may go to?
At the moment, not really :o

Attending any events?
ALL OF THEM. I missed so many events last year ; w;

How can I find you at the con?
Look for a tall, dumb derp that looks lost.
Make turkey-noises, potato-noises, or do your best castaway-impression to get my attention
I look like this, I'm still awful.
Alternatively, look for this badge (art by Treats ) <3

Can we go out for dinner?
Sure can! I'm not very well versed in places to eat in the area around the con, so I'd love recommendations.

Are you buying art?
.. In all likeliness, yes. Charms and plushy-nick-nacks are my weakness.

What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
beware the derps.

What is the best way to contact you?
Morse-code through bongos.

Alternatively, twitter would be your best bet!
My Twitter is over hurr
Either that, or Skype, if you have it. If you need my Skype for whatever reason, you can note me for it.

May I kidnap you to my room?
Alright.

I have a personal question for the convention. May I ask you that?
I'm an open book, go for it. Granted, the book is in danish, and there's quite a few pages missing.

(Also, major bonus-points to whoever gets that reference)

Wahey, see you there? c: