Before I go and hire some shady dude over the internets and probably pay through my nose, I thought I'd check my watchers.

Does anyone know PHP? I could really use the assistance and I'll throw some cash your way. Specifically I need this plugin to interface with Patreon correctly:

https://github.com/Patreon/patreon-php

The OAuth token isn't validating I think, because the variables that the API is supposed to return to me ($user, $pledge, etc) are null. I'm sure whatever is wrong it's an hour of work tops and I'll make it worth your time.

EDIT: I've got this sorted out. Thank you to everyone who offered!