I couldn't find my and Ben's damned marriage license to change my last name, so Xavier wound up being "Prentzler" instead of "Fisk" (They give the baby the mother's last name if she can't produce a marriage license). That's gonna be a hard one to explain to him one of these days.

Hope all is well and you haven't...Yanno...scraped your balls on a rusty cheese grater or anything. Oooh, picture idea!

Happy belated birthday. What are you, like, 30 now? Old fucker :P

(And in case it wasn't apparent, everything I wrote in this was meant to come off as funny, not serious...Heh. Except for the thing about Xave's name...That's actually true..."Xavier Teigan Cassus Reign Prentzler.")

I still hate you more than you will ever comprehend, but in all seriousness, I'd like to know you're okay.

And by the way, I dropped all the charges last August.

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