17. "Traffic is very confused by us."

16. "It ain't easy being greasy."

15. "That's not chalk, that's cheese!"

14. "Holy shit, he's got chicken nuggets in his pockets!"

13. "I'm in a peach mood."

12. "OJ makes me make funny faces.

11. "I thought it was cool, then I got sad."

10. "I'm sorry, there was a blood curdling scream. What did you say?"

9. "It was like unleashing a zombie on a small village."

8. "I don't have any murdering implements with me."

7. "If I'm not drunk by the end of the night, something went askew."

6. "We already have Korean Jesus, we don't need another one."

5. "I want to learn how to play the crotch flute."

4. "Let me show you what too much love is like."

3. "The beaver is busy chopping down his morning wood."

2. "It was my first time, and I didn't die!"

1. "Once it's down far enough, I can keep it from squirting everywhere."