Soooo many memes
16 years ago
[Relationship Status] taken
[Parents still together] No
[Siblings] Middle kid
[Pets] a cat who owns me
FAVORITES...
[Color] Blue
[Number] 13
[Animal] Skunk, Bull, Dog, Cat
[Book] Wizard of Oz
[Flowers] Blue Roses
DO YOU...
[Have Tattoos?] Yes, 7
[Cheat On Tests?] Yup, if its beneficial and I wont get caught
[Like Roller Coasters?] No I get sick
[Wish You Could Live Somewhere Else?] Yup
[Clean?] Yup
[Own A Cell Phone?] I wish I did
CURRENT...
[Hair] Brown
[Playing] Nothin
[RePlaying] Beauty and the Beast
[Believe There Is Life On Other Planets] Yup
[Hate Yourself?] sometimes, not now
[Collect Anything?] Books
[Like Your Handwriting?] Yup
LOVE...
[First Crush] same girl that took my virginity at 16, before that, people thought I was super gay
[You Believe In Love At First Sight?] Yeah
[You Believe In "The One"?] I hope so
ARE YOU...
[Sarcastic] I dunno
[Shy] Yup
[Talkative] I try to be
WOULD YOU RATHER…
[Pierce Your Nose Or Belly Button?] Nose
[Be Serious Or Funny] Funny
ABOUT YOU...
[What Time Is It?] 9:17
[Name] Joseph Kingdon Burwell III
WHAT DO YOU WANT…
[Where Do You Want To Live] Canada
[How Many Kids Do You Want] A ton o' kids
[What Kind Of Job Do You Want] One that pays a shitload of cash
HAVE YOU EVER...
[Gotten Sick] Yup
[Sang] It's against the lay that I don't.
[Felt Stupid] All the time
[Missed Someone] Yup
[Gotten Drunk] Yup
[Gotten High] Yup
[Danced Crazy] Yeah
[Gotten You Hair cut] Yup
[Watched cartoons] Fuckyeah
[Lied To Someone] Not lately
IN THE LAST FEW DAYS WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON THAT…
[Slept In Your Bed] I dont have a bed, I sleep on the floor.
[Saw A Movie With You] No one.
HAVE YOU EVER…
[Been To California] Nope
[Been To Europe] Nope
[Wished You Were The Opposite Sex] Just out of curiousity
HONESTLY…
1. [Honestly, what color is your underwear?] black silk
2. [Honestly, whats on your mind right now?] Headache
3. [Honestly, what are you doing right now?] This
4. [Honestly, do you think you are attractive?] Yes
5. [Honestly, have you done something bad today?] Nope
6. [Honestly, do you watch Disney Channel?] Fuck no, fuck that piece of shit hanna montana fucktard watching sorry excuse for a station.
7. [Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?] People who get to hold the person they love, not just RP it on the internet.
8. [Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time?] talking to people
9. [Honestly, do you bite your nails?] yeah
10. [Honestly, what is your mood right now?] ow
11. [Honestly, who do you want to see at this very moment?] Yup
12.[Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?] I have horrible penis envy... woops secrets out
13.[Honestly, do you hate someone right now?] no
14.[Honestly, are you satisfied with life?] not yet
15.[Honestly, do you like someone?] Yup
16.[Honestly, does anyone like you?] Yup
EVERYONE’S CONFESSIONS...
[x] I still watch cartoons on Saturdays
[ ] I eat Froot Loops.
[x] I go trick or treating. ((it's sad))
[ ] I’ve taken a bubble bath in the last month.
[ ] I have water balloon fights with my friends
[ ] I still believe in Santa
[ ] Mommy’s still the coolest person ever
[x] Sleep till noon.
[x] I still pass out little Valentines day cards on Valentines Day.
[ ] The boy/girl that sits next to me is cute.
[x] I still drink apple juice.
[ ] There are monsters under my bed.
[ ] I can’t sleep with the lights off.
[x] I can’t sleep with the lights on.
[ ] I still like piggy back rides.
[ ] Boys/girls still have cooties.
[Parents still together] No
[Siblings] Middle kid
[Pets] a cat who owns me
FAVORITES...
[Color] Blue
[Number] 13
[Animal] Skunk, Bull, Dog, Cat
[Book] Wizard of Oz
[Flowers] Blue Roses
DO YOU...
[Have Tattoos?] Yes, 7
[Cheat On Tests?] Yup, if its beneficial and I wont get caught
[Like Roller Coasters?] No I get sick
[Wish You Could Live Somewhere Else?] Yup
[Clean?] Yup
[Own A Cell Phone?] I wish I did
CURRENT...
[Hair] Brown
[Playing] Nothin
[RePlaying] Beauty and the Beast
[Believe There Is Life On Other Planets] Yup
[Hate Yourself?] sometimes, not now
[Collect Anything?] Books
[Like Your Handwriting?] Yup
LOVE...
[First Crush] same girl that took my virginity at 16, before that, people thought I was super gay
[You Believe In Love At First Sight?] Yeah
[You Believe In "The One"?] I hope so
ARE YOU...
[Sarcastic] I dunno
[Shy] Yup
[Talkative] I try to be
WOULD YOU RATHER…
[Pierce Your Nose Or Belly Button?] Nose
[Be Serious Or Funny] Funny
ABOUT YOU...
[What Time Is It?] 9:17
[Name] Joseph Kingdon Burwell III
WHAT DO YOU WANT…
[Where Do You Want To Live] Canada
[How Many Kids Do You Want] A ton o' kids
[What Kind Of Job Do You Want] One that pays a shitload of cash
HAVE YOU EVER...
[Gotten Sick] Yup
[Sang] It's against the lay that I don't.
[Felt Stupid] All the time
[Missed Someone] Yup
[Gotten Drunk] Yup
[Gotten High] Yup
[Danced Crazy] Yeah
[Gotten You Hair cut] Yup
[Watched cartoons] Fuckyeah
[Lied To Someone] Not lately
IN THE LAST FEW DAYS WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON THAT…
[Slept In Your Bed] I dont have a bed, I sleep on the floor.
[Saw A Movie With You] No one.
HAVE YOU EVER…
[Been To California] Nope
[Been To Europe] Nope
[Wished You Were The Opposite Sex] Just out of curiousity
HONESTLY…
1. [Honestly, what color is your underwear?] black silk
2. [Honestly, whats on your mind right now?] Headache
3. [Honestly, what are you doing right now?] This
4. [Honestly, do you think you are attractive?] Yes
5. [Honestly, have you done something bad today?] Nope
6. [Honestly, do you watch Disney Channel?] Fuck no, fuck that piece of shit hanna montana fucktard watching sorry excuse for a station.
7. [Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?] People who get to hold the person they love, not just RP it on the internet.
8. [Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time?] talking to people
9. [Honestly, do you bite your nails?] yeah
10. [Honestly, what is your mood right now?] ow
11. [Honestly, who do you want to see at this very moment?] Yup
12.[Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?] I have horrible penis envy... woops secrets out
13.[Honestly, do you hate someone right now?] no
14.[Honestly, are you satisfied with life?] not yet
15.[Honestly, do you like someone?] Yup
16.[Honestly, does anyone like you?] Yup
EVERYONE’S CONFESSIONS...
[x] I still watch cartoons on Saturdays
[ ] I eat Froot Loops.
[x] I go trick or treating. ((it's sad))
[ ] I’ve taken a bubble bath in the last month.
[ ] I have water balloon fights with my friends
[ ] I still believe in Santa
[ ] Mommy’s still the coolest person ever
[x] Sleep till noon.
[x] I still pass out little Valentines day cards on Valentines Day.
[ ] The boy/girl that sits next to me is cute.
[x] I still drink apple juice.
[ ] There are monsters under my bed.
[ ] I can’t sleep with the lights off.
[x] I can’t sleep with the lights on.
[ ] I still like piggy back rides.
[ ] Boys/girls still have cooties.
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Both were EXCELLENT in bed for different reasons. The one with the smaller member REALLY knew how to move that shit around.
The moral of the story is, it's not the size that counts, it's how to use it.