Are a pain in the ass, for sure. My good friend Matthew is a few hours away from taking a hot piss all over my afternoon plans. I'm probably going to be out of touch for a few days, on the off chance some of you wanted to talk to me about one thing or another. But fret not! I'll be sure to regale you with exciting tales of sitting in the dark hoping the wind doesn't push the house off of its foundations when I return.

On a more serious note, if any of you also happen to be in the way of Matthew's temper tantrum, make sure to stay safe and take care of yourselves and your loved ones, alright? And here's hoping that he doesn't just turn around and hit us again.