Why shouldn't I vote for a racist, sexist, fascist, cokehead, incompetent, unqualified, greedy, thin-skinned narcissist and rapist, and a Bible-thumping, homophobic sleazeball?

I mean, B-BEN GAZZI! EMALES! SOSHULISM GONNA TAKE OUR GUNS 'N' MAKE US GAY MARRY! MILLENNIUM HAND AND SHRIMP!!! 7X=E

(Sorry: must have swallowed a contaminated Tic-Tac)