Where are you staying?
Not the main hotel :c
but across from it!

How are you traveling?
Im the captain of the U.S.S PUSSY WAGON
(Im driving with a friend or two, in my SUV)
Look for the License plate AWOO on a white 2007 trailblazer! that's me!

What day are you getting there?
30th though the 5th!

Who will you be rooming with?
and some OTHER HOMOS

How is the best way to find you?
Look at my twitter https://twitter.com/DarkeHound
or message me on telegram, or if im in suit, look for a black and red wolf with
the appropriate BADGES


Hugs?
Yeah, just dont do it for longer than 20 seconds. If I dont know you THATS KINDA WEIRD


Are there any panels you might be attending?
I HAVE NO IDEA

Will you be suiting?

FUCK YES I WILL BE

What is your gender?
I have a wang

How tall are you?
I dunno 5 10?

Weight?
Wait for what?
I dont fucking know, whens the last time you stepped on a scale?

Can I talk to you?
JA

Can I touch you?
OwO whats this?

maybe

Can I buy you drinks?
I dunno maybe, I have enough at my room

Can I give you stuff?
A firm hand shake and a fuel efficient car

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
If I know you!

Are you nice?
I dunno meet me and tell me!

Will you be going to parties?
UM
YES

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Yell "DARKE!"
"STUPID WOLF!"
Or like walk up and show me your badge

What/where will you be eating?
WHERE EVER I WANT GOSH MOM

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
YEH mabe

Can I take your picture?
YES, AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SEND IT TO ME, OR TAG ME ON TWITTER

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Drink da booze, hang out with my best friends, more booze