35. "Severiously."

34. "Two dogs, one bowl."

33. "Now there's just a big open space of no regrets."

32. "You could eat dinner off of my tail."

31. "Nature is right there, it'll wake you up."

30. "Times New German."

29. "You're only assistant thinking."

28. "I can't afford you either."

27. "I'm trying to eat this shitty salad, come on!"

26. "I don't like kissing under birds."

25. "Nap Con 2016: Where All Your Dreams Come True."

24. "It felt really good about three days later."

23. "Gideon Grey's brownies are special."

22. "It's like poison tipped weapons, but instead of dying they get drunk."

21. "My mom's face is broken."

20. "You can't get tricked into skydiving."

19. "I said stacking, not squishing!"

18. "You get to hold a head in your lap, how much more fun can that be?"

17. "Maybe I'm not such a flaming idiot after all."

16. "It's either a 9 or a penis, I can't tell."

15. "Enjoy your ride on the gluten-free elevator."

14. "I don't ever want to be molded by underwear."

13. "You're in the lake now, bitch!"

12. "Doesn't anyone want a salty little fox?"

11. "Showing me you drinking alcohol is not the equivalent of showing me ID."

10. "Liquor spears for the Vanguard!"

9. "Pay your respects to Mufasa, he died for your sins."

8. "We're halfway to Rambo Paris Hilton."

7. "A mobilized chihuahua bunker, for all your militarized chihuahua needs."

6. "If money was lasers, wallets would be amazing."

5. "You cannot believe how satisfying it feels to touch your butt!"

4. "The better question is, whose meat hasn't been in his mouth?"

3. "If only my smartphone would have stopped me from murdering my dog!"

2. "The rumor that foxes can take half their body weight up their butt is not true."

1. "If we're not getting sushi, I'm going to kick a child in the face."