woooo let's do this: i'm 34% a virgin meme
9 years ago
Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then re-post as "I'm __% Virgin". Lowest number you have the more you've done!
[x] Smoked
[x] Drank alcohol.
[x] Cried when someone died.
[] Been drunk ( tipsy yes drunk no )
[x] Had sex.
[ ] Been to a concert.
[x] gotten/given a handjob.
[x] gotten/given a blowjob.
[x] Been verbally/sexually harassed.
[ ] Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. ( that i'm aware of?? assuming this doesn't include fetishistic / consenting context )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%
[x] Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
[x] Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
[x] Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
[x] Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] Been to prom. ( wasn't interested )
[x] Cried at school
[x] Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store
[ ] Went streaking.
[ ] Given or received a lap dance.
[x] Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%
[x] Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
[x] Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
[x] Kissed a stranger.
[x] Hugged a stranger.
[ ] Went scuba diving.
[x] Driven a car
[x] Gotten an x-ray.
[ ] Hit by a car.
[ ] Had a party.
[ ] Done serious drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%
[ ] Played strip poker/darts.
[ ] Got paid to strip for someone.
[ ] Run away from home.
[ ] Broken a bone
[x] Eaten sushi.
[ ] Bought porn.
[x] Watched porn
[x] Made porn ( i'm going to act like taking pics + drawing porn counts! )
[x] Been in love
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 76%
[x] Made Out.
[x] Laughed so hard you cried
[x] Cried yourself to sleep
[ ] Laughed yourself to sleep.
[x] Shot a gun
[x] Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
[x] Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
[x] Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. ( i'm counting netflix / show binging )
[x] Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68%
[ ] Watched a person die.
[x] Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
[x] Pranked somebody
[ ] Put somebody in the hospital.
[x] Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
[x] Kissed somebody of the same sex.
[ ] Dressed punk.
[x] Dressed goth.
[x] Dressed preppy.
[ ] been to a motorcross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 62%
[x] Avoided somebody.
[ ] Been stalked.
[ ] Stalked someone.
[x] Met a celebrity.
[x] Played an instrument ( counting voice as an instrument in this context considering I went to competitions for it and all )
[x] Ridden a horse.
[x] Cut yourself.
[ ] Bungee jumped.
[x] Ding dong ditched somebody.
[ ] Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 56%
[ ] Got caught stealing something.
[x] Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
[ ] Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
[x] Gone out with your friend's crush. (more like way back when the friend had a crush on my boyfriend of the time; skank)
[ ] Got arrested.
[ ] Been pregnant.
[x] Babysat.
[ ] Been to another country.
[ ] Set your house on fire.
[ ] Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 53%
[x] Donated your hair to cancer patients.
[x] Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
[x] Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
[x] Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
[x] Sat on your butt all day.
[x] Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself (yo i buy my own ice cream, i eat that shit)
[x] Had a job
[x] Gotten cut from a sports team.
[x] Been called a whore.
[x] Danced like a whore.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 43%
[x] Been mistaken as older than your own age.
[x] Been in a car accident.
[x] Been told you have beautiful eyes.
[x] Been told you have beautiful hair.
[x] Danced in the rain.
[x] Been rejected.
[ ] Walked out of a restaurant without paying
[x] Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
FINAL PERCENTAGE: 34%
and now it's time for a nap!
Then re-post as "I'm __% Virgin". Lowest number you have the more you've done!
[x] Smoked
[x] Drank alcohol.
[x] Cried when someone died.
[] Been drunk ( tipsy yes drunk no )
[x] Had sex.
[ ] Been to a concert.
[x] gotten/given a handjob.
[x] gotten/given a blowjob.
[x] Been verbally/sexually harassed.
[ ] Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. ( that i'm aware of?? assuming this doesn't include fetishistic / consenting context )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%
[x] Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
[x] Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
[x] Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
[x] Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] Been to prom. ( wasn't interested )
[x] Cried at school
[x] Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store
[ ] Went streaking.
[ ] Given or received a lap dance.
[x] Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%
[x] Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
[x] Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
[x] Kissed a stranger.
[x] Hugged a stranger.
[ ] Went scuba diving.
[x] Driven a car
[x] Gotten an x-ray.
[ ] Hit by a car.
[ ] Had a party.
[ ] Done serious drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%
[ ] Played strip poker/darts.
[ ] Got paid to strip for someone.
[ ] Run away from home.
[ ] Broken a bone
[x] Eaten sushi.
[ ] Bought porn.
[x] Watched porn
[x] Made porn ( i'm going to act like taking pics + drawing porn counts! )
[x] Been in love
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 76%
[x] Made Out.
[x] Laughed so hard you cried
[x] Cried yourself to sleep
[ ] Laughed yourself to sleep.
[x] Shot a gun
[x] Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
[x] Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
[x] Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. ( i'm counting netflix / show binging )
[x] Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68%
[ ] Watched a person die.
[x] Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
[x] Pranked somebody
[ ] Put somebody in the hospital.
[x] Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
[x] Kissed somebody of the same sex.
[ ] Dressed punk.
[x] Dressed goth.
[x] Dressed preppy.
[ ] been to a motorcross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 62%
[x] Avoided somebody.
[ ] Been stalked.
[ ] Stalked someone.
[x] Met a celebrity.
[x] Played an instrument ( counting voice as an instrument in this context considering I went to competitions for it and all )
[x] Ridden a horse.
[x] Cut yourself.
[ ] Bungee jumped.
[x] Ding dong ditched somebody.
[ ] Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 56%
[ ] Got caught stealing something.
[x] Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
[ ] Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
[x] Gone out with your friend's crush. (more like way back when the friend had a crush on my boyfriend of the time; skank)
[ ] Got arrested.
[ ] Been pregnant.
[x] Babysat.
[ ] Been to another country.
[ ] Set your house on fire.
[ ] Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 53%
[x] Donated your hair to cancer patients.
[x] Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
[x] Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
[x] Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
[x] Sat on your butt all day.
[x] Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself (yo i buy my own ice cream, i eat that shit)
[x] Had a job
[x] Gotten cut from a sports team.
[x] Been called a whore.
[x] Danced like a whore.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 43%
[x] Been mistaken as older than your own age.
[x] Been in a car accident.
[x] Been told you have beautiful eyes.
[x] Been told you have beautiful hair.
[x] Danced in the rain.
[x] Been rejected.
[ ] Walked out of a restaurant without paying
[x] Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
FINAL PERCENTAGE: 34%
and now it's time for a nap!