Question meme because I considered it funny
8 years ago
1.) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
if i did that you'd hate me. i translate it instead:
Alcoholfrei (i had a german dictionary it means alcohol free. duh!)
2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
everything in my room
3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV?
the usb connection to add a keyboard
4.) Without looking guess what time it is?
18:00 (6PM)
5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
17:41 (5:41PM)
6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
annoying neighbours lotsa buses and city traffic
7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
like.. two hours ago and coming home from work.
8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
two screens and a mess of cables
9.) What are you wearing?
comfy under-average clothes XD
10.) Did you dream last night?
i never dream
11.) When did you last laugh?
i can't tell. i smile or grin but rarely laugh. i am a dark person
12.) What are one the walls you are in?
excuse me? noclip is off i think?
13.) Seen anything weird lately?
very few things i find not-weird in this country
14.) What do you think of this quiz?
i find it amusing and entertaining
15.) Do you have any crushes?
not at the moment.. might crush some sugar or coal
16.) Are you single?
very. there is only one singularity.
17.) What was the last film you saw?
Arrival (where the aliens draw circles and every person acts so dumb that its plausible to happen the same way in real life)
18.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A house which is affordable to an average person, a car or two to be in perfect shape, and likely a buch of plane ticket to visit and help every friend i made and keep in touch with. possibly sharing or offering a reasonable amount/help.
19.) Do you go to school? Or have a job?
I learn new professions each time.. but i only have one with papers. i work for the time being, as a quality person at a big electrical network thingy (ask if you are dat curious...)
20.) Do you own a vehicle?
Lets say at the moment I own some. "vehicle" might be pushing it.
21.) Tell me something about you that I don't know?
Im not really keeping secrets.. dunno. im tall slim and broke. just like cooked pasta xD
22.) If you could change one thing about the world.
Getting people to share resources instead of trying to gain from other's loss. also parttake in something that helps either this or people in general.
23.) What do you want to learn in the future?
Tough one. considered german, or getting a driving licence for every vehicle. learning all knowledge from science is one of my soft spots since i love it.
24.) Trump or Hillary?
In the face or crotch first?
25.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
very tough.. like.. Elenor? maybe.
26.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Probably Gabriel. off the top of my head.
27.) Would you ever consider living abroad?
Of course! Whenever offered! i'd love to parttake in an adventure of travelling many countries by living and working in them instead of playing the well kept tourist stuffed with cash and disinterest.
28.) What do you want God to say when you reach the pearly gates?
Play again
Saved game
Sceenshots
Controls
Credits
Exit to desktop
apart from the joke i'd appriciate if i was offered the chance to live as my true self to be free and able to help people on their path more than i was able to. a well done or a shake of head : "you could have done some stuff even better" has more chance if there is a heaven for me though.
if i did that you'd hate me. i translate it instead:
Alcoholfrei (i had a german dictionary it means alcohol free. duh!)
2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
everything in my room
3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV?
the usb connection to add a keyboard
4.) Without looking guess what time it is?
18:00 (6PM)
5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
17:41 (5:41PM)
6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
annoying neighbours lotsa buses and city traffic
7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
like.. two hours ago and coming home from work.
8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
two screens and a mess of cables
9.) What are you wearing?
comfy under-average clothes XD
10.) Did you dream last night?
i never dream
11.) When did you last laugh?
i can't tell. i smile or grin but rarely laugh. i am a dark person
12.) What are one the walls you are in?
excuse me? noclip is off i think?
13.) Seen anything weird lately?
very few things i find not-weird in this country
14.) What do you think of this quiz?
i find it amusing and entertaining
15.) Do you have any crushes?
not at the moment.. might crush some sugar or coal
16.) Are you single?
very. there is only one singularity.
17.) What was the last film you saw?
Arrival (where the aliens draw circles and every person acts so dumb that its plausible to happen the same way in real life)
18.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A house which is affordable to an average person, a car or two to be in perfect shape, and likely a buch of plane ticket to visit and help every friend i made and keep in touch with. possibly sharing or offering a reasonable amount/help.
19.) Do you go to school? Or have a job?
I learn new professions each time.. but i only have one with papers. i work for the time being, as a quality person at a big electrical network thingy (ask if you are dat curious...)
20.) Do you own a vehicle?
Lets say at the moment I own some. "vehicle" might be pushing it.
21.) Tell me something about you that I don't know?
Im not really keeping secrets.. dunno. im tall slim and broke. just like cooked pasta xD
22.) If you could change one thing about the world.
Getting people to share resources instead of trying to gain from other's loss. also parttake in something that helps either this or people in general.
23.) What do you want to learn in the future?
Tough one. considered german, or getting a driving licence for every vehicle. learning all knowledge from science is one of my soft spots since i love it.
24.) Trump or Hillary?
In the face or crotch first?
25.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
very tough.. like.. Elenor? maybe.
26.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Probably Gabriel. off the top of my head.
27.) Would you ever consider living abroad?
Of course! Whenever offered! i'd love to parttake in an adventure of travelling many countries by living and working in them instead of playing the well kept tourist stuffed with cash and disinterest.
28.) What do you want God to say when you reach the pearly gates?
Play again
Saved game
Sceenshots
Controls
Credits
Exit to desktop
apart from the joke i'd appriciate if i was offered the chance to live as my true self to be free and able to help people on their path more than i was able to. a well done or a shake of head : "you could have done some stuff even better" has more chance if there is a heaven for me though.

Fell
~fell
Very nice ^^ and amusing too