Ya know, I should be working on art rather than telling you all about my silly dreams, but what can you do? Anywho, this one was a real doozie.

I found myself living in a run down two tenant building where the top floor is occupied by homeless children. I find myself having a pet skunk, real tame, came when I called and enjoyed canned cat food. I come home to find the kids taunting my skunk and I yell at them to stop or she will spray you. Well, I warned them, one kid grabbed my skunk's tail and she let loose. Now mind you I have seen skunks spray before but this one was quite different! It came out in globs, engulfing the kids, filling their apartment and dribbling down the stairs. The kids screamed, almost like a horror scene or a scene from a horrific car accident, but all I did was laugh. My skunk looked up, shook her tail and hopped off the porch into the bushes, before leaving she looks at me and said, "I warned them, you pull the tail, you get the stink!" again I laughed and walked out to the street, hooked up a fire hose to the hydrant outside and proceeded to spray down the upstairs apartment, kids and all. I found a chair on the porch that was dry and sat down. Oddly enough, after the fire hose, it smelled clean. With the kids still crying and complaining about being wet and smelling skunked, my skunk came back, climbed into my lap and curled up to sleep. I rocked in the chair and sang to her.

Ok, so what is with these odd dreams lately where the non-anthro animals talk?