45. "He's very efficient at converting oxygen to carbon dioxide."

44. "I am white chocolate Morpheus."

43. "I just realized I'm holding an ice cream cone."

42. "I'm the Guest of Dishonor."

41. "I'm neither going to ask nor imagine what he wants it for."

40. "The fun family game where people die."

39. "It hates me and loves me and I don't understand why."

38. "I have a bunch of graphs in front of me and I can't remember why."

37. "It takes a lot of time to look this awesome while being hung over."

36. "'Lion trafficking' with a question mark?"

35. "Furry is weird. Ask your parents."

34. "Kale liqueur doesn't brew itself overnight."

33. "Coffee is angry juice, beer is happy juice."

32. "This tastes like Satan's prostate."

31. "There better not be a panic attack at the end of this."

30. "We spent way too much money because of cute."

29. "Chairs are blunt objects and you just stabbed me with one."

28. "This shit show starts when I say it starts."

27. "Never wear black pants to a fur con, you'll get shed on from all the fursuiters."

26. "Let's just make this a roving felony."

25. "They don't hate you, it's alternative love."

24. "It's the first day and I'm already hung over."

23. "The problem with winged fursuits - I don't know where to hug them."

22. "Digimon Garlic Champions!"

21. "This is accelerated drinking even by Wisconsin standards."

20. "You can't just thrust, the swish had meaning!"

19. "I can think of better things to do by myself without other people."

18. "I've never seen a building so happy about being underwater."

17. "I'm up here to torture you, so wheeeee!"

16. "My hand is so gay."

15. "I don't know whether to be proud or disappointed."

14. "Thank you very much for destroying everything that I hold dear."

13. "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye due to a Pop-Tart incident."

12. "The two guys next door sure are agreeing loudly."

11. "I need to race like a piss horse."

10. "You haven't set anything on fire yet, so I still love you."

9. "If a raft bursts into flames, it becomes flamboyant."

8. "Don't fluff my face, it doesn't need that."

7. "You are not allowed to finger it on stage."

6. "I found Squidward nose porn!"

5. "You can't tell us what's not dick shaped."

4. "Don't you look like a bitch?"

3. "You've got to get two fingers in there."

2. "Get off your knees, we'll have time for that later."

1. "I'm going to finger what I want. I don't think anyone here minds."