Every time a new episode airs, I get a little wistful. I watch the episode in hoping that I see my favorite slapstick moment lost in Disney cartoon history: butt pain. Fire, cactus, thorns, and, my favorite, bees. Want to see one of the ponies go through the pain Donald Duck did. I want to see more of Rainbow Dash suffering a lightning bolt to the butt that sets it on fire. I want Applejack to accidentally back up into a cactus like Troubleshoes did. Most of all, however, I want the cartoon to show a single bee puncturing the butt of Rarity, causing her to flip out from her calm demeanor.

Why, yes. I am a gigantic nostalgia faggot with mental issues. Why do you ask?