Sooooo...uh...I'm a Dalek?
8 years ago
The Vague Ramblings of a Cheerfully Demented Mind. Children and the Easily Alarmed should leave the room...
Funniest, brief review of a narration I recently did. I'm assuming the word is "dalek" misspelled. Made my day.
http://www.audible.com/pd/Self-Deve.....697&sr=1-2
http://www.audible.com/pd/Self-Deve.....697&sr=1-2
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Would need to have one of those hover engines so you could go up and down stairs though.
Then again, your options for dating would be limited...
http://www.tonecartoons.co.uk/image.....othario-II.jpg