- Name: Alder
- Single or taken: Single as the last Pringle
- Gender: Male
- Birthday: December 16
- Sign: Sagittarius
- Hair colour: Dark Brown
- Eye colour: Green, sometimes Grey or Blue
- Height: 6'2"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bicurious

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S P E C I F I C S
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Cremo Moisturizing or 18.21 Sweet Tobacco scent - depends on my mood
- What are you listening to right now?: The fuckton of voices in my head telling me I'm not doing enough to secure my future
- Who is the last person that called you?: A telemarketer
- How many buddies are online right now?: A great many, I'm sure
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F A V O U R I T E S
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- Animal: Uh.... All of dem
- Colour: Blue
- Drink: Neat whisk(e)y, typically Woodford Reserve Double Oaked Bourbon
- Element: Fire
- Food: A well-made cheeseburger. I'm pretty specific, though
- Game: Skyrim or The Last of Us
- Movie: Meet Joe Black?
- Song: Right now, 'Sleeping on the Blacktop' by Colter Wall
- Subjects in school: Design, though I'm graduated now
- T.V: Uhm.... Not really watching anything right now
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H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
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- Given anyone a bath?: Animals and people, yes
- Smoked?: Yes, probably won't ever again
- Bungee jumped?: No, probably won't
- Made yourself throw up?: No
- Skinny dipped?: Sorta
- Ever been in love?: Yes
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Probably
- Pictured your crush naked?: Who doesn't?
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Some of them
- Cried when someone died?: Yeah; my grandfather and Robin Williams
- Lied: Yes, I'm actually pretty decent when I need to be ( which is rare )
- Fallen for your best friend?: No
- Used someone?: No
- Done something you regret?: Again, who hasn't?
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C U R R E N T
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- Clothes: Nude - I'm alone in my room, bite me
- Desktop picture: A tealish blueish array of parallelograms that I crafted myself
- Mood: Lonely and unhopeful
- Pets: Altogether with my family, three dogs, four cats, two fish, a horse, a bunny, and a lamb ( that my sister is raising for auction )

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L A S T | P E R S O N
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- You touched: Sexually, my ex ( or myself, if that really counts ). Platonically, my sister
- Hugged: My mom
- You kissed: My ex
- You IMed: Varies so rapidly that it isn't worth putting
- You had sex with: My ex

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A R E | Y O U
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- Understanding?: I try to be
- Open-minded?: Yes
- Arrogant?: About some things
- Insecure?: Painfully
- Random?: Flerb
- Hungry?: From time to time
- Smart?: About the things I'm arrogant about X3
- Moody?: Sometimes, though I try not to be
- Organized?: Hardly
- Shy?: Yes, particularly around people I am crushing on
- Difficult?: Not particularly
- Bored easily?: GOD yes. Why else would I fill this out? XD
- Entertained easily?: Kinda
- Obsessed?: No
- Lazy?: Yeah....
- Angry?: About many things, though it doesn't particularly show
- Happy?: Not terrifically
- Hyper?: Depends on my last caffeine intake
- Trusting?: Sometimes too trusting

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R A N D O M
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- In the morning: I would prefer to be asleep
- Love is: Hard as fuck to find
- I dream about: I never really remember
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Hair, then eyes, then belly, then legs. Top down, if you will. Then all the small stuff from there, like the way they smile and so on
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W H O
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- Makes you laugh the most: I rarely laugh these days
- Makes you smile: Uhm.... Maybe my sister?
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Nobody - I'm in the middle of buttfuck nowhere

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D O | Y O U | E V E R
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Not lately
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: More, I'd like to try it for a day and then change back if I didn't like it
- Wish you were younger?: Not really. I just turned 23, life is at it's 'fullest' - more, I wish I were older and actually where I want to be, doing what I want to do
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Not to me directly, no. At least not that I can think of

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N U M B E R
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: Five times, at this point
- Of Cd's: Like....... 4?
- Of houses lived in: 5? 6?
- Of scars on my body: A great many, though only a few are really prevalent ( one's on my face, and goes all the way through my cheek )
- Of bones I've broken: Not a single one ( hopefully it stays that way )
- Of car accident you've had: A lot, I guess. Not one of them has really been serious though ( although they're starting to take a toll on my poor Bagheera :'( )