Been a while since I made one of these, huh?

8. "But explosions are fun!"

7. "It was the Nazis, wasn't it?"

6. "Don't get bug guts on my stuff."

5. "I fell face first into an elevator."

4. "Is it because we're fucking furries?" "Well, most of us here do."

3. "Double reverse psychology makes my brain hurt."

2. "This bitch just went up two inches."

1. "I woke up with a bottle of Everclear nestled gently on the pillow next to me, so that explained things."