I am in need of at least the following characters:
* one soccer mom (preferably human)
* one mermaid
* anyone else you'll allow me to write into my fish slapping universe.

Not sure yet if this will turn into something but I'm at least going to try. Do beware that this involves fish slapping. Any volunteered character can be both slapper and slappee. Or you may just end up as a voiceless background extra that has nothing to do with the fish slapping going on center stage.