To celebrate me finally getting around to giving my profile a long-overdue overhaul, opening up a little informal Q&A session. If a question or its answer violates/would violate Code of Conduct (e.g. by being too explicit for General content or by linking Mature/Adult content or content otherwise not allowed on the site) it's off limits, as are questions that would violate someone else's privacy, but other than that, pretty much anything goes.

I do not do lies, but I cannot guarantee all answers will be terribly serious.

Have at!