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100 better question from Yahtzee (WARNING! long journal)
16 years ago
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I thought this would be fun idea. i was wrong. original source http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/fea.....es/100ques.htm
1. What is your Earth name, human?:/ Thomas O-lays
2. What is your full address?:/ 19665 Maple Street
3. Phone number?:/ 909-485-7320
4. You do realise I now have enough information to stalk and kill you?:/ oh really?
5. Where does your wife go shopping?:/ Rivera mall. wait a minute
6. Where do your children play?:/ Central park. why do you...?
7. Are there any conveniently located woodchippers or toolsheds nearby?:/ i think so, why?
8. Do you love your family?:/ yes
9. Do you REALLY love them or are you just saying that?:/ ...yes
10. Do you come here often?: /sorta
11. Have you ever had sex?: / willingly?
12. If yes, give an account, leaving no details to the imagination/ i will not
13. If no, explain why not:/ fuck you thats why
14. Have you ever had gay sex?/ no
15. Would you like to do it again?/ mayb- I mean no
16. Ah, so you HAVE had gay sex?/ ...
17. Have you ever been in a threesome?/ no
18. If yes, do you consider yourself honest?/ yes
19. 'Cos I don't. /well...
20. Do you masturbate?/ what do you think?
21. Fun, isn't it?/ quite
22. Which of the following would you consider appropriate situations for masturbation:
- In bed, alone/ ok
- In bed with a partner/ sure why not
- In bed with a dog/ how'd you know im a furry?
- Before sex/ sure
- After sex/ no
- During sex/ ???
- At your mother's wake/ How did you know about th- I mean eewwwwww
23. Why are you filling out these questions?/ just because
24. Seriously, don't you have anything better to do?/ Yes...
25. Are you in a relationship with someone?/ yes
26. Bearing in mind that animals, minors and stalking victims don't count, are you in a relationship with someone?/ totally
27. Oh, and I'd also like to add 'fictional characters' to that list./ fuck
28. Do you feel lucky, punk?/ why yes i do
29. What's your favourite Monty Python film that isn't Life of Brian?/ your kidding right?
30. What's your favourite song by Queen that isn't Bohemian Rhapsody?/ umm... we will rock you.
31. What's your favourite team sport that isn't football?/ Futbol (see what i did there :D)
32. Who's your favourite actor who was in Footloose and isn't Kevin Bacon?/ there were others?
33. Who's your favourite actress who was in Fight Club and isn't Helena Bonham Carter?/ didnt see it
34. Do you prefer chalk or cheese?/ Chalk does have good nutritional value.
35. Laurel or Hardy? /Luarel
36. White or slightly off-white?/ pure white.
37. Lice or doornails?/ WTF?
38. Mangoes or licorice?/ the difference is?
39. Nostrils or the Serengeti Plain?/ the nostril penensilula is rather refreshing this time this year.
40. Do you want to die, Sidney?/ how do you know that name?
41. Have you ever been to prison?/ willingly?
42. If yes, were you the man or the bitch?/ Da Man Boi!
43. Oh, perhaps I should have asked this earlier: Are you male or female?/ male
44. Really?/ yes
45. Blimey./ sexist
46. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?/ legal or illegal version?
47. Did you really think I wanted to know that, you freak?/ well i thought...
48. Is the cup half full or half empty?/ Is that piss in the cup?
49. Who is your best friend?/ Ian
50. Okay, who is your second best friend?/ Joe
51. Do you have any friends at all?/ well duh
52. Bearing in mind that animals, minors, stalking victims, fictional characters and inanimate objects don't count?/ ....FUCK
53. Did you know coming up with 100 questions is more difficult than it sounds?/ i imagine so
54. Discuss the use of iambic pentameter in act 4, scene 1 of Othello, the Moor of Venice./ Desdemona sounded hot.
55. Do you know what I'm talking about when I say "Yum, I love a nice tasty slice of hair pie"?/ maybe...
56. If yes, do you feel vaguely ashamed?/ ...yeah
57. Do you consider yourself a smacktard?/ no
58. If no, why are you still answering these questions?/ fuck you
59. What's your favourite book for use in self-defense?/ The anime encyclopedia
60. Does he look like a bitch?/ no, not really
61. Then why did you fuck him like a bitch, Brian?/ because hes asking for i- i mean... shit
62. Did your dad ever do that thing where he walks to the bathroom completely nude hoping no-one will see him?/ yes...
63. Did it freak you out as much as it did me?/ probably
64. List all your pets./ a cat
65. I know this may be painful, but list all the dead ones, too./ 2 cats, a turtle, parakeet, and a hamster.
66. How did they die?/ in general, propellar blades
67. Ha ha! What stupid creatures./ well... so?
68. What's your favourite comic by Alan Moore called Watchmen?/ um... Watchmen?
69. Really?/ yep
70. Mine too!/ Awesome!
71. Do you admire Justin Timberlake.../ meh
... For his musical ability?/ meh meh
... For his reputedly enormous willy?/ ...
... For the ease with which he lights on fire?/ kinda
72. Have you ever met a ghost?/ yeah
73. Have you ever communicated with a ghost?/ definetly
74. Have you ever played Scrabble with a ghost?/ he preffered Uno
76. Would you like to reconsider your answer to question 57?/ not just yet
77. Have you ever taken drugs?/ willingly?
78. Have you ever sold drugs?/ what does apredisiac count as?
79. Could I have a price list?/ no you may not
80. Do you think I'm attractive?/ God im getting tired of doing this list
81. My mum does./ thats... creepy
82. Have you ever dressed like a woman?/ no
83. C'mon, you can tell me./ ...
84. Everyone has at some point./ well... this one night...
85. Ha ha! I lied! TRANNY!/ >:l
86. Apologies if you're a girl, by the way./ none taken. wait.
87. When was the last time you said 'I love you'?/ again, willingly?
88. When was the last time you said it to something other than a TV screen?/ that was pretty long ago.
89. My programmer taught me a song. Would you like to hear it?/ um... NO
90. Would you eat poo if I gave you a fiver?/ no
91. Tenner?/ nada
92. Would you eat poo if I gave you fifty quid and a sweetie?/ ...
93. Explain your answer./ Fuck. You.
94. Hello, is it me you're looking for?/ God this shit is tiresome...
95. Who sent you this quiz?/ Chester the wombat, you ass
96. Do you find this person attractive?/ im not that kind of furry.
97. Would you want to have sex with this person?/ maybe if, i mean, ughh, god cant i just leave now?
98. You do know they'll probably read this?/ haha, thats a good one
99. Er.../ Shit
100. That's it./ OH THANK GOD
Boy this was long huh? well Sorry... yeesh. Send this to someone you love. or hate. or whatever.
1. What is your Earth name, human?:/ Thomas O-lays
2. What is your full address?:/ 19665 Maple Street
3. Phone number?:/ 909-485-7320
4. You do realise I now have enough information to stalk and kill you?:/ oh really?
5. Where does your wife go shopping?:/ Rivera mall. wait a minute
6. Where do your children play?:/ Central park. why do you...?
7. Are there any conveniently located woodchippers or toolsheds nearby?:/ i think so, why?
8. Do you love your family?:/ yes
9. Do you REALLY love them or are you just saying that?:/ ...yes
10. Do you come here often?: /sorta
11. Have you ever had sex?: / willingly?
12. If yes, give an account, leaving no details to the imagination/ i will not
13. If no, explain why not:/ fuck you thats why
14. Have you ever had gay sex?/ no
15. Would you like to do it again?/ mayb- I mean no
16. Ah, so you HAVE had gay sex?/ ...
17. Have you ever been in a threesome?/ no
18. If yes, do you consider yourself honest?/ yes
19. 'Cos I don't. /well...
20. Do you masturbate?/ what do you think?
21. Fun, isn't it?/ quite
22. Which of the following would you consider appropriate situations for masturbation:
- In bed, alone/ ok
- In bed with a partner/ sure why not
- In bed with a dog/ how'd you know im a furry?
- Before sex/ sure
- After sex/ no
- During sex/ ???
- At your mother's wake/ How did you know about th- I mean eewwwwww
23. Why are you filling out these questions?/ just because
24. Seriously, don't you have anything better to do?/ Yes...
25. Are you in a relationship with someone?/ yes
26. Bearing in mind that animals, minors and stalking victims don't count, are you in a relationship with someone?/ totally
27. Oh, and I'd also like to add 'fictional characters' to that list./ fuck
28. Do you feel lucky, punk?/ why yes i do
29. What's your favourite Monty Python film that isn't Life of Brian?/ your kidding right?
30. What's your favourite song by Queen that isn't Bohemian Rhapsody?/ umm... we will rock you.
31. What's your favourite team sport that isn't football?/ Futbol (see what i did there :D)
32. Who's your favourite actor who was in Footloose and isn't Kevin Bacon?/ there were others?
33. Who's your favourite actress who was in Fight Club and isn't Helena Bonham Carter?/ didnt see it
34. Do you prefer chalk or cheese?/ Chalk does have good nutritional value.
35. Laurel or Hardy? /Luarel
36. White or slightly off-white?/ pure white.
37. Lice or doornails?/ WTF?
38. Mangoes or licorice?/ the difference is?
39. Nostrils or the Serengeti Plain?/ the nostril penensilula is rather refreshing this time this year.
40. Do you want to die, Sidney?/ how do you know that name?
41. Have you ever been to prison?/ willingly?
42. If yes, were you the man or the bitch?/ Da Man Boi!
43. Oh, perhaps I should have asked this earlier: Are you male or female?/ male
44. Really?/ yes
45. Blimey./ sexist
46. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?/ legal or illegal version?
47. Did you really think I wanted to know that, you freak?/ well i thought...
48. Is the cup half full or half empty?/ Is that piss in the cup?
49. Who is your best friend?/ Ian
50. Okay, who is your second best friend?/ Joe
51. Do you have any friends at all?/ well duh
52. Bearing in mind that animals, minors, stalking victims, fictional characters and inanimate objects don't count?/ ....FUCK
53. Did you know coming up with 100 questions is more difficult than it sounds?/ i imagine so
54. Discuss the use of iambic pentameter in act 4, scene 1 of Othello, the Moor of Venice./ Desdemona sounded hot.
55. Do you know what I'm talking about when I say "Yum, I love a nice tasty slice of hair pie"?/ maybe...
56. If yes, do you feel vaguely ashamed?/ ...yeah
57. Do you consider yourself a smacktard?/ no
58. If no, why are you still answering these questions?/ fuck you
59. What's your favourite book for use in self-defense?/ The anime encyclopedia
60. Does he look like a bitch?/ no, not really
61. Then why did you fuck him like a bitch, Brian?/ because hes asking for i- i mean... shit
62. Did your dad ever do that thing where he walks to the bathroom completely nude hoping no-one will see him?/ yes...
63. Did it freak you out as much as it did me?/ probably
64. List all your pets./ a cat
65. I know this may be painful, but list all the dead ones, too./ 2 cats, a turtle, parakeet, and a hamster.
66. How did they die?/ in general, propellar blades
67. Ha ha! What stupid creatures./ well... so?
68. What's your favourite comic by Alan Moore called Watchmen?/ um... Watchmen?
69. Really?/ yep
70. Mine too!/ Awesome!
71. Do you admire Justin Timberlake.../ meh
... For his musical ability?/ meh meh
... For his reputedly enormous willy?/ ...
... For the ease with which he lights on fire?/ kinda
72. Have you ever met a ghost?/ yeah
73. Have you ever communicated with a ghost?/ definetly
74. Have you ever played Scrabble with a ghost?/ he preffered Uno
76. Would you like to reconsider your answer to question 57?/ not just yet
77. Have you ever taken drugs?/ willingly?
78. Have you ever sold drugs?/ what does apredisiac count as?
79. Could I have a price list?/ no you may not
80. Do you think I'm attractive?/ God im getting tired of doing this list
81. My mum does./ thats... creepy
82. Have you ever dressed like a woman?/ no
83. C'mon, you can tell me./ ...
84. Everyone has at some point./ well... this one night...
85. Ha ha! I lied! TRANNY!/ >:l
86. Apologies if you're a girl, by the way./ none taken. wait.
87. When was the last time you said 'I love you'?/ again, willingly?
88. When was the last time you said it to something other than a TV screen?/ that was pretty long ago.
89. My programmer taught me a song. Would you like to hear it?/ um... NO
90. Would you eat poo if I gave you a fiver?/ no
91. Tenner?/ nada
92. Would you eat poo if I gave you fifty quid and a sweetie?/ ...
93. Explain your answer./ Fuck. You.
94. Hello, is it me you're looking for?/ God this shit is tiresome...
95. Who sent you this quiz?/ Chester the wombat, you ass
96. Do you find this person attractive?/ im not that kind of furry.
97. Would you want to have sex with this person?/ maybe if, i mean, ughh, god cant i just leave now?
98. You do know they'll probably read this?/ haha, thats a good one
99. Er.../ Shit
100. That's it./ OH THANK GOD
Boy this was long huh? well Sorry... yeesh. Send this to someone you love. or hate. or whatever.
