And now, a testament to my stupidity:

I was practicing doodling with my wacom tablet, and I noticed my hand getting quite sore. This has happened many Times, but only when using the wacom pen. So I try to figure out what I can do about it. I notice the grip girth is quite wide making it an abnormal shape in relation to other pens. So smart me: "I'll just take off the grip!"
Well, long story short in trying to work off the grip, I inadvertently pulled the pen in half. I panicked and grabbed all the little pieces that fell. I put them back in the order I assumed they would be. Despite my best efforts, I could not fully reconstruct the pen cause I broke shiz. So now only the pen tip (the only thing I was really worried about) and the second button work. This is of course a bummer. But I hardly ever used the eraser anyway and I'll just have to do without a double click button on the pen. So all in all, I'm ok. Just... moded.