The new school year approaches, and we've got an overstock on pooltoys just BEGGING to get out of the store!
Yes, dear customers, we are overstocked on this year's pooltoys, and as such, TIME FOR A SALE!
All character themed toys - 45% off marked price!
Gator and Croc rafts -60% off already discounted price!
That weird tingling sensation at your shoulders, that's totally not plastic handles forming? - FREE!

...Wait, how did we wind up with more than what we started with?