Top Twelve Things Said on Saturday at Indy Fur Con 2017
8 years ago
General
12. "I want a first floor igloo."
11. "Your bark box is broken."
10. "You want some jungle juice? I'm trying to kill all of it."
9. "A slap across the face is better than a slap across the balls."
8. "It's not a real con until there's testicular torsion."
7. "Newspapers? You mean people print out the Internet and sell it?"
6. "It's one of those where it's so good it's bad."
5. "I shouldn't tell him I brought my ropes."
4. "It's like a masochistic Pikachu."
3. "Want to see my fursona? It's a triple gendered fox/Pikachu triple hybrid!"
2. "Give me the toaster strudel, daddy!"
1. "Only my balls and my head get wet."
11. "Your bark box is broken."
10. "You want some jungle juice? I'm trying to kill all of it."
9. "A slap across the face is better than a slap across the balls."
8. "It's not a real con until there's testicular torsion."
7. "Newspapers? You mean people print out the Internet and sell it?"
6. "It's one of those where it's so good it's bad."
5. "I shouldn't tell him I brought my ropes."
4. "It's like a masochistic Pikachu."
3. "Want to see my fursona? It's a triple gendered fox/Pikachu triple hybrid!"
2. "Give me the toaster strudel, daddy!"
1. "Only my balls and my head get wet."
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