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8 years ago
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So the rehearsal dinner was awful for me cos I felt like I looked like shit the entire time and sadly nothing helped me not feel like shit no matter what people said. Regardless the food was good, nothing really eventful.
Wedding day was much more eventful.
We all got up and got packed, then last minute me, and my mate's family went out last minute shopping for a bracelet for me and a tie clip for his dad, then we got home, packed up the car, and grabbed some fast food on the way out. I saw a little cheerleader for my old cheerleading team (Go Dragons!) and it took me back to 3rd-5th grade.
We ate in the car on the way there, finally arrived and got checked in, we had a nice view from our room of the actual area the wedding was going to take place outside, it was a small ceremony outside next to a cliff face overlooking the mountains and greenery of NY, it was gorgeous AF.
We got all ready with mild drama, we go to the ceremony and it only takes about 20 minutes, then we get some pictures, and we head inside for cocktail hour while they finish up some photos.
After cocktails we get let into the reception hall, and everyone chills, they announce the wedding party, the dance stuff happens, and then we wait for a while to get our dinner, standard tradition stuff happens but then they open the dance floor after dinner and that's when chaos stuff happens.
The open bar just get pounded by these people, drinks literally everywhere and everyone is getting hammered. At some point Uzzie, his dad, and I go out for cigars, and some dude comes out and pisses all over the sidewalk behind a trash can, we go back in and Uzziah's little sister has me take her to the bathroom every like 20 minutes because she's drinking a lot.
Ziah and I are just sitting at our table doing nothing the entire time, we count how many glasses get broken or dropped while everyone dances. There's 13 glasses, 3 beer bottles, and a full bottle of wine that got dropped both on and off of the dance floor.
Eventually they shut the reception hall at midnight and there's pizza in the lobby so we go to get some, and I'm mama-ing his shit faced little sister cos she is GONE. She falls asleep on me, and keeps waking up then tells me she doesn't have her wallet so I go back into the reception hall to get it for her, then she ventures upstairs on her own. Eventually Uzzie's mom tells his dad to go up there to check on her cos for some reason she gets violently shaken when her daughter drinks any amount of alcohol no matter how small or what type.
So he goes up there then all of a sudden there's 4-5 guys carrying in what looks like a fresh corpse of some dude covered head to toe in his own vomit in a suit from one of the other bridal parties at the same venue that evening. So some of our party are nurses and they stop them in the elevator and tell them they need to call 911 because this dude is definitely not well and they were just gonna throw him in a hotel room and leave him to quite realistically die. So security breaks through the crowd, gets everyone out of the elevator, and we don't hear about it anymore than that.
We eventually get back to the room and his little sister is just hanging over the toilet from puking with her dress half off. We figured it was gonna happen but no one wan'ts to deal with it, so after a while of taking care of her we finally get her in bed and sleeping, then everyone else lays down to sleep and then BAM we hear this ear piercing screeching noise. Some drunk fuck pulled the fucking fire alarm at about 2:30 am. WTF.
So now we gotta get everyone packed up encase it's real, we check downstairs while his parents get his sister awake and dressed (sorta) and it was a false alarm, firemen had swept the building and nothing was wrong. So everyone is pissed and heads back to bed,
Eventually we all get back to sleep but then I get woken up at 5:15am because the room next to us has a fucking shitty child who just starts screaming it's head off for no reason, and then the parents start screaming at it, and each other for half an hour. I get back to bed when it's over tho.
We get up, pack, then check out and head to Denny's for breakfast. We drive home, and bring everything inside. Uzziah and I take a nap because we got next to no sleep, and then we shower when we get up at like 4-5 then we have his grandparents over for dinner, then after we show them photos of everything for like 2 hours, then when I finally get upstairs to play they wanna watch a movie, and we watch wonderwoman which was really good. Get upstairs and by this point it's like 11pm I play for a little bit then we head to bed.
Man am I tired emotionally after all this tho lemme tell ya.
Wedding day was much more eventful.
We all got up and got packed, then last minute me, and my mate's family went out last minute shopping for a bracelet for me and a tie clip for his dad, then we got home, packed up the car, and grabbed some fast food on the way out. I saw a little cheerleader for my old cheerleading team (Go Dragons!) and it took me back to 3rd-5th grade.
We ate in the car on the way there, finally arrived and got checked in, we had a nice view from our room of the actual area the wedding was going to take place outside, it was a small ceremony outside next to a cliff face overlooking the mountains and greenery of NY, it was gorgeous AF.
We got all ready with mild drama, we go to the ceremony and it only takes about 20 minutes, then we get some pictures, and we head inside for cocktail hour while they finish up some photos.
After cocktails we get let into the reception hall, and everyone chills, they announce the wedding party, the dance stuff happens, and then we wait for a while to get our dinner, standard tradition stuff happens but then they open the dance floor after dinner and that's when chaos stuff happens.
The open bar just get pounded by these people, drinks literally everywhere and everyone is getting hammered. At some point Uzzie, his dad, and I go out for cigars, and some dude comes out and pisses all over the sidewalk behind a trash can, we go back in and Uzziah's little sister has me take her to the bathroom every like 20 minutes because she's drinking a lot.
Ziah and I are just sitting at our table doing nothing the entire time, we count how many glasses get broken or dropped while everyone dances. There's 13 glasses, 3 beer bottles, and a full bottle of wine that got dropped both on and off of the dance floor.
Eventually they shut the reception hall at midnight and there's pizza in the lobby so we go to get some, and I'm mama-ing his shit faced little sister cos she is GONE. She falls asleep on me, and keeps waking up then tells me she doesn't have her wallet so I go back into the reception hall to get it for her, then she ventures upstairs on her own. Eventually Uzzie's mom tells his dad to go up there to check on her cos for some reason she gets violently shaken when her daughter drinks any amount of alcohol no matter how small or what type.
So he goes up there then all of a sudden there's 4-5 guys carrying in what looks like a fresh corpse of some dude covered head to toe in his own vomit in a suit from one of the other bridal parties at the same venue that evening. So some of our party are nurses and they stop them in the elevator and tell them they need to call 911 because this dude is definitely not well and they were just gonna throw him in a hotel room and leave him to quite realistically die. So security breaks through the crowd, gets everyone out of the elevator, and we don't hear about it anymore than that.
We eventually get back to the room and his little sister is just hanging over the toilet from puking with her dress half off. We figured it was gonna happen but no one wan'ts to deal with it, so after a while of taking care of her we finally get her in bed and sleeping, then everyone else lays down to sleep and then BAM we hear this ear piercing screeching noise. Some drunk fuck pulled the fucking fire alarm at about 2:30 am. WTF.
So now we gotta get everyone packed up encase it's real, we check downstairs while his parents get his sister awake and dressed (sorta) and it was a false alarm, firemen had swept the building and nothing was wrong. So everyone is pissed and heads back to bed,
Eventually we all get back to sleep but then I get woken up at 5:15am because the room next to us has a fucking shitty child who just starts screaming it's head off for no reason, and then the parents start screaming at it, and each other for half an hour. I get back to bed when it's over tho.
We get up, pack, then check out and head to Denny's for breakfast. We drive home, and bring everything inside. Uzziah and I take a nap because we got next to no sleep, and then we shower when we get up at like 4-5 then we have his grandparents over for dinner, then after we show them photos of everything for like 2 hours, then when I finally get upstairs to play they wanna watch a movie, and we watch wonderwoman which was really good. Get upstairs and by this point it's like 11pm I play for a little bit then we head to bed.
Man am I tired emotionally after all this tho lemme tell ya.
