JUST SURVIVED A MUGGING!
8 years ago
General
Dear Furiends,
Fortuneotter and I were walking down the street and this insane guy came from behind us and said to “Give us all our money right fucking now.” We ran across the street and the guy chased us, and the guy ran after Fortune. Thankfully he was able to psyche the guy out saying “hey look, a cop.” We’re both ok. Fortune is resting and trying to calm down. His legs are sore but he seems to be coming down from fight or flight. Me, I am, as he put it, unsettlingly calm about all of this, both physically and emotionally. Its odd...we say we will fight and kick ass, but in these situations, especially when the guy pulled what we think was a gun on us, we just booked it. Call us cowards, but we are survivors none the less. Im just happy my big brother is safe and sound.
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The jerkface tried this once, he'll do it again. Talk to the police about it and see if they can find the guy and stop him before he DOES try it again.
Still. I'm glad you guys are OK. Also, it's always better to be a live chicken than a dead duck.
You cannot listen to facts... only see them. In this case, you actually had to see the fact on how you would deal with a mugger.
Honestly, I am surprised that neither of you surrendered... or that someone actually managed to get away with that situation harmlessly! This is still impressive!