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Memos from Management 5
8 years ago
-Our new hire Jan seems to be working rather well so far. She has made quite the impression as our secondary mascot, and kids seem to love her. I think this has also been rather beneficial to Jan herself, as she seems a lot more cheerful as of late after such events. While I believe she's still upset about her situation, the attention and positive feedback from the crowds must be doing good things for her self-esteem.
-Inform Jan that the B3/C1 shipment will be delayed a week due to the holidays. Hopefully she has enough supply to get through til then.
-Since hiring Jan, Gloria has shown a significant uptake in work performance. She volunteered to work as Jan's handler for events, and I cannot remember the last time I have seen her, well, happy! I didn't know goth-style ladies DID happy. Like some unspoken rule that they had to look dour and moody at all times. I believe the two are getting along well, and I am told they have recently started interacting outside of work as well.
-Corey has suggested that Gloria might just have an inflatable lioness kink. I think she might be a BIT jealous of the attention. Gloria and Corey are apparently very buddy buddy when I'm not around.
-Corey is glaring at me for the last note. Well, I assume she's glaring. Her face never changes from looking so cheerful, but sometimes you can JUST TELL with her. She is insisting that she is not THAT jealous, and is actually genuinely pleased that Gloria has found something she enjoys. Awww.
-We get a lot of questions about our alley cat, Thrognar The Destroyer. Thrognar is doing quite well, and was recently fixed earlier this year after we rehomed her kittens. We also relocated her to our back warehouse to handle the mouse problem back there. We are happy to report that Thrognar is doing quite wonderfully! Our products are highly durable, which means she has thankfully not been able to pop any with her claws. When 'not on the clock' she has taken to sleeping up at the front counter with whoever is on shift. It is adorable.
-Inform Jan that the B3/C1 shipment will be delayed a week due to the holidays. Hopefully she has enough supply to get through til then.
-Since hiring Jan, Gloria has shown a significant uptake in work performance. She volunteered to work as Jan's handler for events, and I cannot remember the last time I have seen her, well, happy! I didn't know goth-style ladies DID happy. Like some unspoken rule that they had to look dour and moody at all times. I believe the two are getting along well, and I am told they have recently started interacting outside of work as well.
-Corey has suggested that Gloria might just have an inflatable lioness kink. I think she might be a BIT jealous of the attention. Gloria and Corey are apparently very buddy buddy when I'm not around.
-Corey is glaring at me for the last note. Well, I assume she's glaring. Her face never changes from looking so cheerful, but sometimes you can JUST TELL with her. She is insisting that she is not THAT jealous, and is actually genuinely pleased that Gloria has found something she enjoys. Awww.
-We get a lot of questions about our alley cat, Thrognar The Destroyer. Thrognar is doing quite well, and was recently fixed earlier this year after we rehomed her kittens. We also relocated her to our back warehouse to handle the mouse problem back there. We are happy to report that Thrognar is doing quite wonderfully! Our products are highly durable, which means she has thankfully not been able to pop any with her claws. When 'not on the clock' she has taken to sleeping up at the front counter with whoever is on shift. It is adorable.
