What is your name?
I am The Great MC. In suit I'm Directionless.

Where are you staying?
The Kalahari.

How long are you going?
Wednesday through Sunday.

Who will you be rooming with?
A bunch of non furs I met through a room sharing group.

Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Whoever has the best parties, alcohol, sex and weed!

What do you look like?
THIS FAGGOT

How old are you?
Old enough to drink

What is your gender?
Um...guy I guess.....

How is the best way to find you?
I'l be cosplaying as Envy from Fullmetal Alchemist most of the con. I'll be in suit for a bit on Saturday.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Probably by loudly calling me a faggot? Or just hugging me.

Will you be going to parties?
Obviously!

Will you be fursuiting?
At the Saturday Furmeet/photoshoot.

Are you in a relationship?
Nope. I'm here to fuck nice titties and tight boy booty.

Can I talk to you?
Go right ahead! I love meeting my fans. All three of you.

Can I hug you?
Absolutely! (Long as you're not dripping with grime or stink.)

Can I visit your room?
I'll have to ask the room holders first.

Can I buy you drinks?
Definitely! I love Angry Orchid and Redds.

Can I give you stuff?
As long as it's not an STD.

Are you nice?
I'm a nice guy.
Trust me.....

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Chilling with people I know by day. Partying and debauchery with strangers by night.

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Food? Not likely since I rarely eat. But fun? Just bring condoms and lube.

Can I take your picture?
Definitely!

Contact info?
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