Character Interview : Ferric
7 years ago
So... these have been turning up, and they're amusing. so here goes.
1. Gender?
“Seriously? You blind or something? Femme, doofus. Honestly, I'm not -that- flat, am I?”
2. Age?
"16 in August. I'm big for my age.”
3. Hug?
"Only with people I like. So far, you're not qualifying."
4. Bad habits?
"I don't follow orders I don't like. Mostly that's 'Ferric! Stand down and let the adults do this!'"
5. Favorite food?
"I don't really have one. Pretty much, whatever's in front of me. Takes a lot to keep me going."
6. Ice Cream Flavor?
"Baskin Robbins Baseball Nut. Raspberry swirls and cashews in vanilla, if you haven't had it."
7. What is your species?
"Yep, definitely blind. Raccoon."
8. Killed anyone?
"I... don't think so. I've come close, it's too easy to break normals. Zombies and undead don't count, right?"
9. Hate anyone?
"Not in general. If you want me to hate you, though, you can try going after my family."
10. Secrets?
"I've got a weakness for A2 tool steel. Delicious. Medic Mouse says I shouldn't, it's got way too much chromium in it, but it makes a wonderful all-day sucker."
11. Favorite season?
"Fall in the Appalachians. Harvest and turning leaves. Although there's always something magic about the first snow of winter."
12. Best friends?
"My fellow young supers. Techrat and Nibble and the one Ranger adopted, but she doesn't have a hero name yet. I'm -not- telling you their secret identities."
13. Hobbies?
"Still experimenting with things. Martial arts, but that's a professional thing as a Bureau agent. I like music, but I don't have the delicate touch needed to play. The head chef at BoS Colmaton is teaching me how to cook. Says I won't have to worry about getting fat from too much tasting. But I'm not allowed to eat his saucepans."
14. Favorite drink?
"White birch soda. What? I'm underage. You didn't expect me to pick something with alcohol in it, I hope?"
15. Birthday?
"August the second. No idea why some furs fuss about this, it's not like you're asking for the birth -date-, right?"
16. Nice or mean?
"Morningstar says I'm nice. I think I can trust her on that one."
17. What do you think of your creator?
"I try to be a good Christian. Or are you trying to break the fourth wall?"
18. Weakness?
"I have to be careful of where I go. My floor loading is incredible. And I pretty much can't use elevators."
19. How long can you stay underwater?
"I. Don't. Do. Under. Water."
20. What do you do on a regular basis?
"I'm still working on my high school diploma, but I should have that done soon. Then it's on to college courses. I'm thinking of going into an engineering program."
21. Do you love someone?
"As a friend, yes. If you're asking about significant others, not yet."
22. Does the person love you back?
“Didn't that assume a yes to the last question? You're not very bright, are you?"
23. What do you consider fun in the daytime?
"Forest hikes. Always something going on in a forest. Never understood furs who like cities."
24. At night?
"Astronomy. Something about stars is just... soothing.”
25. Do you like to play video games?
"Nope. It looks like it would be fun, but they don't make a controller that will survive me getting excited."
26. Are you gay?
"Pretty sure I'm not. I might get desperate later, but I'm still hoping to find a nice boy who can deal with my power and mass."
27. Say that you were trapped in a closet with you lover for 2 days.
"It had better be a pantry closet, or I'll be breaking the door down after an hour or two. And you're assuming answers to the previous questions again."
28. Place of origin?
"Pennsylvania. The Allegheny mountain region."
29. Large or small family?
"Large. And that's not a pun on my size."
30. Who are your parents?
"A pair of raccoons. Honestly, you think I'm going to make them go through relocation -again-?"
31. Do you have a phobia?
"Nope. All my fears are completely rational."
32. Piercing/tattoos?
"Heehee! Are you serious? They can't get a needle through my skin for medical injections. Even if Medic Mouse is pushing it, it just bends. No way she'd try to help me do that."
33. Do you have a pet?
"Used to. Had a cow I raised from a calf. Prize winner at the Pennsylvania State Fair in 2012."
34. Lucky number?
"Not really. There's too many of them."
35. Favorite color?
"Forest green. No surprise, right?"
36. Eye color?
"Hazel. Really, -are- you blind?"
37. Hair color?
"Black. Y'know, this stuff on my head that looks like braided steel cable?"
38. Quick! Someone kissed your love! What do you do?
"Annnnd... we're back to assuming answers to previous questions."
39. Favorite music?
"As a genre? Baroque. There's something about Johann Sebastian Bach that fascinates me. But there's good tunes in most genres. Even rap, once in a while."
40. Where do you want to be right now?
"The dining room. I'm getting hungry again."
41. What are you in your love's opinion?
"And we're back to -this- again. You are not enhancing my already abysmal opinion of journalists. I'm not going to let them talk me into this again any time soon."
42. Do you have a work?
"Do we haz English? What does that even mean? A work of art? No, not really."
43. You are alone. What do you do?
"Depends where I am, doesn't it? I tried weight-lifting rail cars once. Did you know the wheels aren't actually attached? Sheesh, was -that- embarrassing..."
44. Do you like parties?
"No. Too many distracted people I have to be careful not to step on. I'm more a 'small gathering of friends over dinner' type."
45. When you're alone at home, what do you like to do?
"Read and listen to music."
46. Someone have drawn you in a porn situation?
"I'm underage. If I find out, and they live, turn 'em over to the police."
47. Favorite film?
"Casablanca. So many snarky lines..."
48. Tell us something about your otp before we finish.
"And here we are again, making up alphabet soup. What? One True Pairing? … Don't make me hit you."
49. The end, would you share this quiz with someone?
"Dunno. Are you gonna start listening to the answers before asking the followup questions?"
1. Gender?
“Seriously? You blind or something? Femme, doofus. Honestly, I'm not -that- flat, am I?”
2. Age?
"16 in August. I'm big for my age.”
3. Hug?
"Only with people I like. So far, you're not qualifying."
4. Bad habits?
"I don't follow orders I don't like. Mostly that's 'Ferric! Stand down and let the adults do this!'"
5. Favorite food?
"I don't really have one. Pretty much, whatever's in front of me. Takes a lot to keep me going."
6. Ice Cream Flavor?
"Baskin Robbins Baseball Nut. Raspberry swirls and cashews in vanilla, if you haven't had it."
7. What is your species?
"Yep, definitely blind. Raccoon."
8. Killed anyone?
"I... don't think so. I've come close, it's too easy to break normals. Zombies and undead don't count, right?"
9. Hate anyone?
"Not in general. If you want me to hate you, though, you can try going after my family."
10. Secrets?
"I've got a weakness for A2 tool steel. Delicious. Medic Mouse says I shouldn't, it's got way too much chromium in it, but it makes a wonderful all-day sucker."
11. Favorite season?
"Fall in the Appalachians. Harvest and turning leaves. Although there's always something magic about the first snow of winter."
12. Best friends?
"My fellow young supers. Techrat and Nibble and the one Ranger adopted, but she doesn't have a hero name yet. I'm -not- telling you their secret identities."
13. Hobbies?
"Still experimenting with things. Martial arts, but that's a professional thing as a Bureau agent. I like music, but I don't have the delicate touch needed to play. The head chef at BoS Colmaton is teaching me how to cook. Says I won't have to worry about getting fat from too much tasting. But I'm not allowed to eat his saucepans."
14. Favorite drink?
"White birch soda. What? I'm underage. You didn't expect me to pick something with alcohol in it, I hope?"
15. Birthday?
"August the second. No idea why some furs fuss about this, it's not like you're asking for the birth -date-, right?"
16. Nice or mean?
"Morningstar says I'm nice. I think I can trust her on that one."
17. What do you think of your creator?
"I try to be a good Christian. Or are you trying to break the fourth wall?"
18. Weakness?
"I have to be careful of where I go. My floor loading is incredible. And I pretty much can't use elevators."
19. How long can you stay underwater?
"I. Don't. Do. Under. Water."
20. What do you do on a regular basis?
"I'm still working on my high school diploma, but I should have that done soon. Then it's on to college courses. I'm thinking of going into an engineering program."
21. Do you love someone?
"As a friend, yes. If you're asking about significant others, not yet."
22. Does the person love you back?
“Didn't that assume a yes to the last question? You're not very bright, are you?"
23. What do you consider fun in the daytime?
"Forest hikes. Always something going on in a forest. Never understood furs who like cities."
24. At night?
"Astronomy. Something about stars is just... soothing.”
25. Do you like to play video games?
"Nope. It looks like it would be fun, but they don't make a controller that will survive me getting excited."
26. Are you gay?
"Pretty sure I'm not. I might get desperate later, but I'm still hoping to find a nice boy who can deal with my power and mass."
27. Say that you were trapped in a closet with you lover for 2 days.
"It had better be a pantry closet, or I'll be breaking the door down after an hour or two. And you're assuming answers to the previous questions again."
28. Place of origin?
"Pennsylvania. The Allegheny mountain region."
29. Large or small family?
"Large. And that's not a pun on my size."
30. Who are your parents?
"A pair of raccoons. Honestly, you think I'm going to make them go through relocation -again-?"
31. Do you have a phobia?
"Nope. All my fears are completely rational."
32. Piercing/tattoos?
"Heehee! Are you serious? They can't get a needle through my skin for medical injections. Even if Medic Mouse is pushing it, it just bends. No way she'd try to help me do that."
33. Do you have a pet?
"Used to. Had a cow I raised from a calf. Prize winner at the Pennsylvania State Fair in 2012."
34. Lucky number?
"Not really. There's too many of them."
35. Favorite color?
"Forest green. No surprise, right?"
36. Eye color?
"Hazel. Really, -are- you blind?"
37. Hair color?
"Black. Y'know, this stuff on my head that looks like braided steel cable?"
38. Quick! Someone kissed your love! What do you do?
"Annnnd... we're back to assuming answers to previous questions."
39. Favorite music?
"As a genre? Baroque. There's something about Johann Sebastian Bach that fascinates me. But there's good tunes in most genres. Even rap, once in a while."
40. Where do you want to be right now?
"The dining room. I'm getting hungry again."
41. What are you in your love's opinion?
"And we're back to -this- again. You are not enhancing my already abysmal opinion of journalists. I'm not going to let them talk me into this again any time soon."
42. Do you have a work?
"Do we haz English? What does that even mean? A work of art? No, not really."
43. You are alone. What do you do?
"Depends where I am, doesn't it? I tried weight-lifting rail cars once. Did you know the wheels aren't actually attached? Sheesh, was -that- embarrassing..."
44. Do you like parties?
"No. Too many distracted people I have to be careful not to step on. I'm more a 'small gathering of friends over dinner' type."
45. When you're alone at home, what do you like to do?
"Read and listen to music."
46. Someone have drawn you in a porn situation?
"I'm underage. If I find out, and they live, turn 'em over to the police."
47. Favorite film?
"Casablanca. So many snarky lines..."
48. Tell us something about your otp before we finish.
"And here we are again, making up alphabet soup. What? One True Pairing? … Don't make me hit you."
49. The end, would you share this quiz with someone?
"Dunno. Are you gonna start listening to the answers before asking the followup questions?"
but then, to be silly, when you introduced the character to us, you said almost 14. now almost 16. which is it?