Chica to the left
and Pinkamena to the right of me.
Hope you're good and ready friend,
'cause you've just won the lottery.
Night just gets better.
Good times shaping up like pottery.
Is it time to party?
Seeing red...so it's gotta be~
Many call me "crazy,"
but that isn't really true to me.
I am just fine.
It is they who've lost their sanity.
Just a simple baker.
Baking cupcakes is my specialty.
Best prepare yourself;
you alive ain't in the recipe.
I can't comprehend
why you wouldn't wanna party with
me all night.
Not like I'll go on a killing spree.
Slit your mother's throat?
Leave your girlfriend hanging from a tree?
Drown your best friend?
Well, that certainly just isn't me.
Can't you understand?
We have games, sex, and booze
for free!
So, you can't refuse,
'less you wanna live under the sea~
Yeah, it's time to party,
and your presence fills me up with glee!
We'll do this forever,
cause you'll suffer if you try to flee.