You can be fully functional herm or woman. choose wisely.

Woman! I like penises, I just don't like having one myself. XP

:p

how often do you rub one out?

Eh, about once a week or so unless something really catches my eye or puts me in that mood. Such is admittedly growing less and less frequent.

*nods* thats understandable

Describe what a perfect a perfect day would be for you

And haha loved the vid <3

Starting off easily, waking naturally warm in bed. That kind of slow coming from deep restfulness that only comes from nothing waking you up before hand, no needing to get up in the night, no noises from outside just enough rest and awakening from that. Taking the moments afterward to feel ready to get myself up and go do what I want to do, one of the best days would be to come from bed and not need to get dressed at all and just relaxed naked all day. Some choice hot foods with a bottle of soda to get through the day with some good games and talking with friends online or a good movie.
If I were to go out it would be a warm summers evening to go out to the park or somewhere else outdoors. In my case, a trip out of the Museum of Transportation here in St. Louis where I could wander around all the steam engines on display there. Followed by a lunch or dinner out somewhere, not super fancy or anything but filling.