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ReBlue Rants: CarGo
7 years ago
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Welcome to ReBlue Rants! Today, let's talk about on one of The Asylum's animated mish-mesh junky piles of viles that tries to capitalize on a different franchise. This time, Disney's Cars franchise. Presenting: CarGo from 2017!
Well not much to say about it because it's a rip of Disney's most popular film franchise in the universe. The Asylum decided to make a rip out of it to capitalize on 'Cars 3'. So, CarGo is born, and it will make you cringe when you see it! Anyway, let's start, shall we?
Most of the voicing is pretty good (they even got the voice of Etno to participate, Maurice LaMarche!) and the story, while its a little bit bloated, it's OK to everyone. Also, the jab at Sharknado (also from The Asylum) is pretty clever. I mean, kids might like it...but...I don't have anything to say. So, let's get right down to the negatives.
The animation is very low quality for 2017 standards. It has somewhat poor textures, lumpy character movements and the lips did not sync up well with the dialouge. Similar to Pajama Sam 4. Anyway, the editing while okay, could have cut and shortened the action in the scene. Instead, it is boring and will make you sleep. Also, this film is ABSOLUTELY dark for a family friendly film! I mean, seriously! Do you want your kids to remember death Island? Or the pits of hell? Man! Lastly, it has songs. But they came out as awkwardly written. Notably a song that is a rip off of a song on 'The Little Mermaid'! This is how little The Asylum cared!
Overall, this is a painfully long and boring and sad little film tried to copy the success of the Cars franchise. While the jab at Sharknado is a fun little idea and the story is okay, the film is flat out dark for a family friendly film. Low quality animation, copy and paste characters, poor textures and boring editing make this one of the most sleeper films of 2017. Just don't watch it if you don't want to die of boredom and sleep. I recommend watching the REAL 'Cars' films from Disney and the good old folks at Pixar.
RATING:
1.0/10 (Trashterpiece.)
PROS:
1. Good voicing.
2. Okay story.
CONS:
1. Low quality animation.
2. Poor texturing.
3. Copy and paste characters.
4. Awkward songs.
5. Long and boring.
6. Sloppy lip synchronization.
© Asael Polanco
Welcome to ReBlue Rants! Today, let's talk about on one of The Asylum's animated mish-mesh junky piles of viles that tries to capitalize on a different franchise. This time, Disney's Cars franchise. Presenting: CarGo from 2017!
Well not much to say about it because it's a rip of Disney's most popular film franchise in the universe. The Asylum decided to make a rip out of it to capitalize on 'Cars 3'. So, CarGo is born, and it will make you cringe when you see it! Anyway, let's start, shall we?
POSITIVESMost of the voicing is pretty good (they even got the voice of Etno to participate, Maurice LaMarche!) and the story, while its a little bit bloated, it's OK to everyone. Also, the jab at Sharknado (also from The Asylum) is pretty clever. I mean, kids might like it...but...I don't have anything to say. So, let's get right down to the negatives.
NEGATIVESThe animation is very low quality for 2017 standards. It has somewhat poor textures, lumpy character movements and the lips did not sync up well with the dialouge. Similar to Pajama Sam 4. Anyway, the editing while okay, could have cut and shortened the action in the scene. Instead, it is boring and will make you sleep. Also, this film is ABSOLUTELY dark for a family friendly film! I mean, seriously! Do you want your kids to remember death Island? Or the pits of hell? Man! Lastly, it has songs. But they came out as awkwardly written. Notably a song that is a rip off of a song on 'The Little Mermaid'! This is how little The Asylum cared!
Overall, this is a painfully long and boring and sad little film tried to copy the success of the Cars franchise. While the jab at Sharknado is a fun little idea and the story is okay, the film is flat out dark for a family friendly film. Low quality animation, copy and paste characters, poor textures and boring editing make this one of the most sleeper films of 2017. Just don't watch it if you don't want to die of boredom and sleep. I recommend watching the REAL 'Cars' films from Disney and the good old folks at Pixar.
RATING:
1.0/10 (Trashterpiece.)
PROS:
1. Good voicing.
2. Okay story.
CONS:
1. Low quality animation.
2. Poor texturing.
3. Copy and paste characters.
4. Awkward songs.
5. Long and boring.
6. Sloppy lip synchronization.
© Asael Polanco
