I've been thinking...
7 years ago
What might have it been like way back in that prehistoric time when the world's first mammals were only just beginning to evolve?
"Dude, like, have you seen those weird growths on Agatha's belly? The heck are those anyways? Some sort of cyst or something? And they squirt out some sort of weird white goop too. Gross... You know what's even worse though? She feeds that stuff to her kids! Disgusting!"
"Dude, like, have you seen those weird growths on Agatha's belly? The heck are those anyways? Some sort of cyst or something? And they squirt out some sort of weird white goop too. Gross... You know what's even worse though? She feeds that stuff to her kids! Disgusting!"

Rake_Vuril
~rakevuril
My question is who was the first man to reach underneath a cow, pull on its utters, and think 'I bet this tastes delicious.'

Vinderex
~vinderex
OP
And also the first person to say "I'm going to eat something that came out of this chicken's butt."

Rake_Vuril
~rakevuril
Truly mankind has many unsolved mysteries.