Ahahahaha, no seriously. I was.

See here and here.

Now, I'm not bringing it to the attention of the masses because I am some butthurt pansy. Nah, I post my art on the Internet. In public places. Shit will get took. Whatever. I'm not bringing it up because I want you to jump him. Leave the poor kid alone.

I'm bringing it up because I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe. I can't wrap my mind around why somebody would bother stealing an eye-searingly bad sketch of Vassa, and then make the effort of inking and coloring the godawful thing. Which, gave me an idea for a contest.

OKAY. NEW CHALLENGE. EVERYBODY STEAL MY OLD SKETCHES OFF OF MY OLD DEVIANTART AND COLOR THEM. BONUS POINTS FOR FLOODFILL AND SCRIBBLES.

The account is DamianaAzura. Past page 9 in the gallery is good. The scraps are even more terrible.

Winner gets a full color, one character piece with no background.

Runner up gets a spiffy badge.

You will be judged by a panel: , , , and . The goal is to be fucking hilariously bad. If you make me laugh until I can't breathe, well... YOU STAND A GOOD CHANCE OF WINNING.

GO GO GO YOU HAVE UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY (August 25th).