So Uh...I’m Going to China
7 years ago
I finally landed a new job: teaching English in China. Super exciting but I’m also a bit nervous ^^;; it’s definitely outside my comfort zone but I think it’s for the best, career-wise.
That said...anyone know anything about China outside of the stereotypes we learn here in the USA?
That said...anyone know anything about China outside of the stereotypes we learn here in the USA?
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Also don't hold someone's hand in public cuz well...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hr5kf5mmqk
You wanna have sex.
Sorry but the video is hilarious must watch x3
Though, VPN isn't fully full proof. You can picture some of the things there are a tad 1984-esque. Just careful with some of the words you say, especially in public.
That is all. Goodluck! Enjoy the good food there, it's to die for (sometimes literally, but not as scary as some of the things Japanese eat... some scarier).
Do your homework for china stuff and yeah the internet there is waked so VPN is a must.
and keep some money saved in case you have to bounce back from there for whatever reason.
It's a wonderful experience, and I hope you enjoy your time in the region.
-Don't ask about or look up the Tiananmen Square protests of 1989
-Steer clear of Winnie the pooh... I'm not joking. China as far as I know currently bans Winnie the Pooh because constant jokes saying Xi Jinping (China's prime minister) looks like him. Just look up 'winnie the pooh china' and you will see multiple articles and discussions regarding this. Quite frankly it is hilarious but pissing off one of the world's largest and most powerful nation's leaders isn't quite a good idea. Shitposters like me on American soil generally are fine, not so much across the pacific.
Enjoy your job out there! I just hope you will love what you set up for yourself in the future.
As an English-speaking foreigner, you will be assumed to be rich. Be prepared to accept higher-than-normal costs for stuff from small shops if you can't haggle them down. Don't expect to haggle everywhere--gas stations and chain stores and stuff will go with listed prices just like in the west.
When you eat at those big, circular tables, do not sit opposite the door/entrance to the dining area unless you expect to pay for everyone's meal.
Do not expect there to be toilets everywhere. Most areas equipped for tourists will have toilets, but the majority of China will have squat potties. Take toilet paper wherever you go; not all restrooms will stock toilet paper.
Avoid politics and history altogether if you can. Even as a communist, I did this. Do not have political materials on your phone, do not listen to politically-charged music, or try to bring in any political books.
You will be stared at, people will take pictures of you without your permission. If you are black, people will touch your hair without permission. People will stare at you if you write left-handed.
Boil water you intend to drink if it comes from a tap. Any tap. This is one reason why tea is extremely popular. You will see people drinking hot tea everywhere. Bring a thermos.