Hey everyone, it's that time of year again: your favorite draken is turning one year older today! In fact, I'm turning 29, one year away from the dreaded "Gay Death". But whatever, that just means I get to enter Big-Dicked Daddy territory!

Anyway, I have one birthday wish for my fellow Americans:

GO VOTE!

Seriously, nothing would make me happier than knowing you went out and exercised your right to vote and help change the course of our nation. I might be a hardcore liberal, but you don't have to be and that's totally cool. Just get out there and make your unique voice heard!