What color are your underwear?
Oh good, this is a great start

Do they have a design?
No

What color are your socks?
Whie-ish

Is there a design on them?
No

Are you a virgin?
Yes

Happy that way?
Honestly, I don't care

What is your favorite sex position?
I don't actually know, lol

What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
I don't fucking know

Do you look at hentai?
No, my retard classmate thinks that I do though

Real porn?
Yes, only when I'm bothered though

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
No

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
No

Who was your first kiss with?
My best friend's sister

Are they of the opposite sex?
yes

Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No

Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
...No?

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
I don't have any... at all

Do you have any tattoos?
I wanna get a tattoo of a dragon on my arm

Have you ever got a girl pregnant?
No

Ever done any illegal drugs?
No

Have you ever cheated on someone?
No, but I do look and act like a twat who would do that

Ever been cheated on?
I don't know

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
I'm a guy, when would I be called that?

Do you own any sex toys?
haha no

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
what the fuck?

Have you ever masturbated?
Obviously

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
No... but I do dress up as a lizard and scare people in public

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
No

Are you on any form of birth control (the pill, the patch, etc)?
I'm a guy, all I know is the occult

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
I've drawn nude anatomy practise which my retard classmate calls porn

Do you swear in front of your parents?
Yes

Are you uncomfortable yet?
Very

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Yes