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7 years ago
GENERIC CONVENTION MEME
I tried to re-write this but it is still pretty similar from years past. I did delete all the artist related stuff as I am still not an artist.
Also, if you don't know what I do at conventions, I'm one of those "cosplay at a furry convention" kind of people because it is fun and I don't really want a fursuit. Playful shenanigans always ensue.
This year I have some extra shenanigans planned. It's gonna be good.
Where will you be?
I don't really have specific plans for conventions. I tend to just wander to things that catch my interest and hang with friends.
Where are you staying?
Hyatt
Who will you be rooming with?
dby106698 and company.
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Friends, anyone who wants to join is welcome (provided you are not a creeper).
I'll probably hand out with some folks from an Illinois group. Something about a bunch of nerds and a can of soup.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
I say I am going to go to panels every year but it all tends to be a mess of whatever.
One thing I will be doing for sure is the Whose Lion panel. Alkali cannot escape my shenanigans.
Otherwise, I hang out with friends and such, play games, and just generally wander.
Are you attending any stage or public performances?
Maybe. Although past experiences at the other three conventions I have used this costume says that I will become a public performance.
Will you be suiting?
Technically... Yes. :3
What might you be offering?
I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU ASK THIS QUESTION.
But if your mind is out of the gutter, my friends will tell you I always offer a discussion on firearms.
Or tanks. I love me some tanks.
Will you have art in the Art Show?
Depends. I have had artist's I have commissioned use prints of my pieces before.
What is your gender?
Male.
How old are you?
28
How tall are you?
5'8"
Probably 5'9" in combat boots
What is your species?
Answer 1: Male Human. White Coloration. Often seen wearing red polo shirts and black jeans.
Answer 2: Fursona: Gray Corsac Fox
Answer 3: Fursuit: Snake
Are you taken?
Will Liam Neeson come to the con if I say I am? :o
(No. I'm very alone q-q)
Can I talk to you?
Yes, absolutely! What's the point of going to a social event if you don't want to be social!
Can I touch you?
Handshakes/high-fives/other casual stuff are always fine! Hugs only if I know you or you ask.
Just be aware that I'm a bit nervous around fursuiters due to past experiences, so if you are in a fursuit please don't randomly grab me or jump on me.
Can I touch your friends?
How is that my place to say?
How can I find you?
I won't be hard to spot... Although I might be... Depends on my mood with my costume.
In all seriousness though, I'm on that fancy Telegram thingy and the Book of Faces etc. If you have me on those just send me a message as I'll have my phone with me at all times.
Can I visit your room?
Considering it is not 100% my room, I cannot say for certain. If the room's "owner" says it is ok, then sure, but the wishes of those sharing said room must be respected.
Can I buy you drinks?
Go for it, as long as there are no ulterior motives (or maybe even if there are)
Can I give you stuff?
Go for it. Especially if it is a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hugs: Ask first, but probably yes.
Snuggles: Depends who you are and how well I know you I guess.
Are you nice?
Yes, although I can be a bit nervous around strange people, especially those who randomly try to grab me or the like.
How long are you going?
I will be at the convention for the duration. As I am local to the convention, I have no need to stay at the hotel any longer.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
If out of costume: I may respond to "Tsume" although I am used to being called by my real name, even at cons.
If in costume part 1: Just shout "SNAAAKE!"
If in costume part 2: Make a relevant comment. I might respond.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Probably wandering.
Can I talk about/do drugs in front of you?
Drugs. As in the illegal kind? What are you fucking stupid?
Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
You are free to invite. My acceptance is dependent on my plans.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If you are asked. I tend to go out with groups of friends and it isn't my place to invite others without consulting the group. :o
Can I look in your sketchbook?
I don't have one. Q_Q
All the art I get is posted on FA. If you are reading this you probably know that!
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
I don't have one. Q_Q
Can I take your picture?
If I am not in costume, no. I am shy and don't like my picture taken at conventions (furry or otherwise).
If I am in costume, absolutely. I'd also be happy to pose as well. Just make sure I get a copy! The same goes for videos or mock scenes. This will make sense if you see me.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
-Share CalorieMate with people. Also fancy beverages if you're cool.
-Find Ocelot(s). This will be extra fun this year.
-Destroy Shagohod
-Reprise the shenanigans at Whose Lion, again. (Because Alkali will get no breaks)
-Meet some friends who are coming in from other countries!
-Also hugs I guess. Despite my tough-looking, camo-clad exterior I am just a lonely guy who wants to meet people and hang out. :x
Also i have a huge backlog of art to post when I get back. :x
I tried to re-write this but it is still pretty similar from years past. I did delete all the artist related stuff as I am still not an artist.
Also, if you don't know what I do at conventions, I'm one of those "cosplay at a furry convention" kind of people because it is fun and I don't really want a fursuit. Playful shenanigans always ensue.
This year I have some extra shenanigans planned. It's gonna be good.
Where will you be?
I don't really have specific plans for conventions. I tend to just wander to things that catch my interest and hang with friends.
Where are you staying?
Hyatt
Who will you be rooming with?
dby106698 and company.Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Friends, anyone who wants to join is welcome (provided you are not a creeper).
I'll probably hand out with some folks from an Illinois group. Something about a bunch of nerds and a can of soup.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
I say I am going to go to panels every year but it all tends to be a mess of whatever.
One thing I will be doing for sure is the Whose Lion panel. Alkali cannot escape my shenanigans.
Otherwise, I hang out with friends and such, play games, and just generally wander.
Are you attending any stage or public performances?
Maybe. Although past experiences at the other three conventions I have used this costume says that I will become a public performance.
Will you be suiting?
Technically... Yes. :3
What might you be offering?
I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU ASK THIS QUESTION.
But if your mind is out of the gutter, my friends will tell you I always offer a discussion on firearms.
Or tanks. I love me some tanks.
Will you have art in the Art Show?
Depends. I have had artist's I have commissioned use prints of my pieces before.
What is your gender?
Male.
How old are you?
28
How tall are you?
5'8"
Probably 5'9" in combat boots
What is your species?
Answer 1: Male Human. White Coloration. Often seen wearing red polo shirts and black jeans.
Answer 2: Fursona: Gray Corsac Fox
Answer 3: Fursuit: Snake
Are you taken?
Will Liam Neeson come to the con if I say I am? :o
(No. I'm very alone q-q)
Can I talk to you?
Yes, absolutely! What's the point of going to a social event if you don't want to be social!
Can I touch you?
Handshakes/high-fives/other casual stuff are always fine! Hugs only if I know you or you ask.
Just be aware that I'm a bit nervous around fursuiters due to past experiences, so if you are in a fursuit please don't randomly grab me or jump on me.
Can I touch your friends?
How is that my place to say?
How can I find you?
I won't be hard to spot... Although I might be... Depends on my mood with my costume.
In all seriousness though, I'm on that fancy Telegram thingy and the Book of Faces etc. If you have me on those just send me a message as I'll have my phone with me at all times.
Can I visit your room?
Considering it is not 100% my room, I cannot say for certain. If the room's "owner" says it is ok, then sure, but the wishes of those sharing said room must be respected.
Can I buy you drinks?
Go for it, as long as there are no ulterior motives (or maybe even if there are)
Can I give you stuff?
Go for it. Especially if it is a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hugs: Ask first, but probably yes.
Snuggles: Depends who you are and how well I know you I guess.
Are you nice?
Yes, although I can be a bit nervous around strange people, especially those who randomly try to grab me or the like.
How long are you going?
I will be at the convention for the duration. As I am local to the convention, I have no need to stay at the hotel any longer.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
If out of costume: I may respond to "Tsume" although I am used to being called by my real name, even at cons.
If in costume part 1: Just shout "SNAAAKE!"
If in costume part 2: Make a relevant comment. I might respond.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Probably wandering.
Can I talk about/do drugs in front of you?
Drugs. As in the illegal kind? What are you fucking stupid?
Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
You are free to invite. My acceptance is dependent on my plans.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If you are asked. I tend to go out with groups of friends and it isn't my place to invite others without consulting the group. :o
Can I look in your sketchbook?
I don't have one. Q_Q
All the art I get is posted on FA. If you are reading this you probably know that!
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
I don't have one. Q_Q
Can I take your picture?
If I am not in costume, no. I am shy and don't like my picture taken at conventions (furry or otherwise).
If I am in costume, absolutely. I'd also be happy to pose as well. Just make sure I get a copy! The same goes for videos or mock scenes. This will make sense if you see me.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
-Share CalorieMate with people. Also fancy beverages if you're cool.
-Find Ocelot(s). This will be extra fun this year.
-Destroy Shagohod
-Reprise the shenanigans at Whose Lion, again. (Because Alkali will get no breaks)
-Meet some friends who are coming in from other countries!
-Also hugs I guess. Despite my tough-looking, camo-clad exterior I am just a lonely guy who wants to meet people and hang out. :x
Also i have a huge backlog of art to post when I get back. :x
... Well, unless you try to use them with no air support, but that's a different story. Might see you there!