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6 years ago
I don't like waking up with my mouth tasting horrible. I just woke up with my mouth tasting horrible. It was like the day after you had a tooth pulled and you feel the taste of coagulated blood and stuff. Very unpleasant.
Now that that's out of the way, I have to make a new journal, because saying "no one" isn't very nice. Five people isn't no one. Five people is five people and I have to reflect upon that by writing something that reflects the number, so here you go. A journal with a title reflecting the number watching.
At least until it changes, which means I have to make a new journal with a title fitting with that number...
Do me a favour; don't watch or unwatch me. It took me long enough to think of what to write for this journal, it'll take another 10 months for me to come up with something to write. That's my request to whoever's out there watching.
TL;DR: I'M NOT OPEN FOR REQUESTS, BECAUSE MY EXISTENCE HERE IS VERY SELF-CONTRADICTORY AND QUESTIONABLY HYPOCRITICAL!
COMMISSIONS AND TRADES FOR SAFE STUFF MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE!
Speaking of requests (like my segue?), it should've come to my attention, but it didn't until I had someone politely bring it up with me a few months ago... twice... in one note...
In all honesty, I believe they accidentally copy-pasted their message. it said the exact same thing twice. Replying to them, I decided to remove the accidental extra. Made it look a lot more orderly. I hope they didn't mind.
Where was I going with this...? Oh, right. They brought up requests.
I'm not going to be making those, sadly. Reasoning? Well, prepare to be either confused or call me hypocrite;
I don't have an interest for NSFW stuff. I am asexual.
Weird to say when I so far have uploaded three things that all are very much in the category of both NSFW and sexual, but to explain myself for this blatant hypocricy: I am still a living being and as a living being, I have all the urges a being usually have. I just don't like indulging in them; It distracts my productivity for other stuff and is just a hindrance, so getting rid of these urges is quite a high priority. If these become too distracting for my daily life, I draw them in a sketchbook and I can continue my life as normal for a few weeks.
Now, it rarely gets to that point, but when it does, I get a drawing that I'm usually pretty happy with, as they become very detailed and nice (for my own tastes, at least) and I thought it a shame to not show them to anyone, seeing how happy I was with them... but when your friend group knows you as the prude who barely even makes sexual jokes, it feels a bit out of place.
So after contemplating what to do with them for a little over... tried to find a date, but realized I didn't really document it anywhere, but say about a year and a half?
I joined this place late 2015, but didn't upload anything until the end of 2017, so about two years.
Anyway, having contemplated it for about two years, I realized I actually had this account. I could just post them here and problem solved. I quickly put together a self-portrait, so people would have a (Birb)face behind the drawings, then I went for an extra year thinking if this was a stupid idea or not until I finally decided "eh, what the hell" and uploaded the first drawing.
Yeah, that first drawing... was almost two years old when I uploaded it.
Take that fact and apply it to drawing things for other people, along with my internal conflicting interests and you've got a mixture that puts every smoothie that's ever existed to shame.
Sadly, that also means that trades and commissions are also out of the question for that kind of stuff. At least for the moment. I could actually think myself a trade and/or commissions, but that would be of clean stuff, once I feel confident enough about doing that stuff. Only future can tell and they're an awful chatting buddy, so don't expect them to answer until after the fact. Inconsiderate bugger.
Oh wow... This became four times longer than expected. Don't worry! I'll put a tl;dr thing at the bottom, because people seem to appreciate that kinda stuff when presented with an exaggeratedly long text. Or maybe at the top, so people can skip this and save time.
Hmm... Let's do both. On top for those who want to find it easily, bottom for those who are used to going to the bottom for tl;dr's.
Meanwhile, I hope you don't wake up with your mouth tasting like coagulated blood. It's absolutely disgusting.
And also that my hypocricy makes sense. Is it hypocricy...? I don't even know anymore. People are misusing words so much, I have to look up words I've known for years almost daily, as I don't know if my knowledge of it is correct. What even is English at this point? A hodge-podge of funny sounding noises.
That's a tangent for another time. For now, I'll keep watching the watchers and make sure they don't make me have to make another journal in the too near future. Plannign is difficult. I'm watching you, watchers! You'd better behave!
TL;DR: I'M NOT OPEN FOR REQUESTS, BECAUSE MY EXISTENCE HERE IS VERY SELF-CONTRADICTORY AND QUESTIONABLY HYPOCRITICAL!
COMMISSIONS AND TRADES FOR SAFE STUFF MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE!
Now that that's out of the way, I have to make a new journal, because saying "no one" isn't very nice. Five people isn't no one. Five people is five people and I have to reflect upon that by writing something that reflects the number, so here you go. A journal with a title reflecting the number watching.
At least until it changes, which means I have to make a new journal with a title fitting with that number...
Do me a favour; don't watch or unwatch me. It took me long enough to think of what to write for this journal, it'll take another 10 months for me to come up with something to write. That's my request to whoever's out there watching.
TL;DR: I'M NOT OPEN FOR REQUESTS, BECAUSE MY EXISTENCE HERE IS VERY SELF-CONTRADICTORY AND QUESTIONABLY HYPOCRITICAL!
COMMISSIONS AND TRADES FOR SAFE STUFF MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE!
Speaking of requests (like my segue?), it should've come to my attention, but it didn't until I had someone politely bring it up with me a few months ago... twice... in one note...
In all honesty, I believe they accidentally copy-pasted their message. it said the exact same thing twice. Replying to them, I decided to remove the accidental extra. Made it look a lot more orderly. I hope they didn't mind.
Where was I going with this...? Oh, right. They brought up requests.
I'm not going to be making those, sadly. Reasoning? Well, prepare to be either confused or call me hypocrite;
I don't have an interest for NSFW stuff. I am asexual.
Weird to say when I so far have uploaded three things that all are very much in the category of both NSFW and sexual, but to explain myself for this blatant hypocricy: I am still a living being and as a living being, I have all the urges a being usually have. I just don't like indulging in them; It distracts my productivity for other stuff and is just a hindrance, so getting rid of these urges is quite a high priority. If these become too distracting for my daily life, I draw them in a sketchbook and I can continue my life as normal for a few weeks.
Now, it rarely gets to that point, but when it does, I get a drawing that I'm usually pretty happy with, as they become very detailed and nice (for my own tastes, at least) and I thought it a shame to not show them to anyone, seeing how happy I was with them... but when your friend group knows you as the prude who barely even makes sexual jokes, it feels a bit out of place.
So after contemplating what to do with them for a little over... tried to find a date, but realized I didn't really document it anywhere, but say about a year and a half?
I joined this place late 2015, but didn't upload anything until the end of 2017, so about two years.
Anyway, having contemplated it for about two years, I realized I actually had this account. I could just post them here and problem solved. I quickly put together a self-portrait, so people would have a (Birb)face behind the drawings, then I went for an extra year thinking if this was a stupid idea or not until I finally decided "eh, what the hell" and uploaded the first drawing.
Yeah, that first drawing... was almost two years old when I uploaded it.
Take that fact and apply it to drawing things for other people, along with my internal conflicting interests and you've got a mixture that puts every smoothie that's ever existed to shame.
Sadly, that also means that trades and commissions are also out of the question for that kind of stuff. At least for the moment. I could actually think myself a trade and/or commissions, but that would be of clean stuff, once I feel confident enough about doing that stuff. Only future can tell and they're an awful chatting buddy, so don't expect them to answer until after the fact. Inconsiderate bugger.
Oh wow... This became four times longer than expected. Don't worry! I'll put a tl;dr thing at the bottom, because people seem to appreciate that kinda stuff when presented with an exaggeratedly long text. Or maybe at the top, so people can skip this and save time.
Hmm... Let's do both. On top for those who want to find it easily, bottom for those who are used to going to the bottom for tl;dr's.
Meanwhile, I hope you don't wake up with your mouth tasting like coagulated blood. It's absolutely disgusting.
And also that my hypocricy makes sense. Is it hypocricy...? I don't even know anymore. People are misusing words so much, I have to look up words I've known for years almost daily, as I don't know if my knowledge of it is correct. What even is English at this point? A hodge-podge of funny sounding noises.
That's a tangent for another time. For now, I'll keep watching the watchers and make sure they don't make me have to make another journal in the too near future. Plannign is difficult. I'm watching you, watchers! You'd better behave!
TL;DR: I'M NOT OPEN FOR REQUESTS, BECAUSE MY EXISTENCE HERE IS VERY SELF-CONTRADICTORY AND QUESTIONABLY HYPOCRITICAL!
COMMISSIONS AND TRADES FOR SAFE STUFF MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE!
Let's not get ahead of ourselves. It's a hypothetical situation.
Requests are still off, though.