Okay, finally decided to open commissions. After saying I was going to five months ago! :D Lemme go ahead and get through the rules and shiz first.

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WHAT I OFFER:

Stories. Written works. Literature. Words defecated into Microsoft Word. Whatever term you fancy. Basically I do story commissions.

I DO NOT MAKE DRAWINGS/PICTURES.

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WHAT KIND OF STORIES I OFFER:

Essentially it ranges between three different lengths of stories, something I’ve been doing since I’ve opened up commissions some years ago now. I’ll give a basic sketch of each story length below. I’ll also list a handful of examples, many of which are adult-rated and/or contain fetish material, so fair warning there.


Short Length:

Roughly 2500-5000 words.

One to two main characters. At max, maybe three.

Fetish content (if any) ranges between one and three. Four at max.

Examples:

Gunnar’s Gourmet Gnorc
WC?
Underrated
Confession
Too Much Narcissism
From All Three Holes

Medium Length:

Roughly 5001-8000 words.

Two to four main characters. At max, maybe five.

Fetish content (if any) ranges between two or five. Six or seven at max.

Examples:


Bully Bully
Brawns vs. Bloats
Sprayers Beware
Trespasser
The Way to a Dragon’s Heart…
Submitting to the Beast

Long Length:

Over 8000 words.

Characters can range between one and ten. It varies.

Fetish content (if any) ranges between two and ten. It varies.

Examples:

Fred and the Frat Rat
Immune
Southern Secrets
Stinky Creed
The Compound
An Odorous Revenge
Down Mud Bog without a Sneaker

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PRICES:

Short stories are $40.

Medium stories are $50.

Long stories are $80+.

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DOS & DON’TS:

I’ll just make a list of what I don’t do.

UNDERTALE. MOST DISNEY-RELATED CHARACTERS. MY LITTLE PONY. EXPLICIT UNDERAGE CONTENT.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there you go. I’ll write about mostly anything else.

…Mostly.

That being said, this doesn’t mean I’ll automatically accept your commission idea. Also, yes, for those wondering, I have no problem writing clean, non-fetish content. Or just writing regular, non-fetish pornographic stories.

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REFUNDS:

If any problem arises, I have no problem offering refunds. If the story you’re refunding is already half finished, or almost finished, I’m only gonna refund half the money.

Also, setting a new rule for myself. If your story isn't finished (or nearly finished) a month after payment, you get a full refund. This way I'll at least be able to prevent myself from procrastinating or getting off track. Depending on the story, it may take longer than a mere month though.

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ANONYMOUS COMMISSIONS:

If you don’t want your name listed as a commissioner, I’ll just label you as ANONYMOUS when/if I post it. If you don’t want your story posted online at all, I am also okay with that. I’ll merely send the story to your e-mail account, so no one will know about said story except for the two of us.

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SLOTS:

I offer three commissions at a time. However…as it turns out, three people I know on Telegram have already paid for their commissions that I told them about—some friends and/or people I know about who discussed with me commissions beforehand. So, for now, I will offer an additional three slots. I will make this clear though.

I WILL WORK ON THE FIRST THREE COMMISSIONS THAT WERE PAID FOR FIRST.

If anyone wants a commission from this point onwards, they will have to wait until some of the previously paid for commissions are finished.

I will also list the names of the commissioners on my userpage, so commissioners can see which commissions I’m working on at the time.

Whenever commissions are open, I will offer three slots (six in this case). The second all those slots are full? Commissions close.

THEY WILL NOT OPEN AGAIN UNTIL THE CURRENT STORIES IN THE SLOTS ARE ALL FINISHED.

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PAYMENT:

I use PayPal. I’ll give you my PayPal address after we’ve worked out a deal. As soon as the money is sent, I’ll start working on a story.

If any financial issues come along, I’m willing to work on half of the story for half payment.

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OTHER INFO:

As of right now, I currently have a job in real life. Which usually takes up between 25 and 40 hours per week. So I won’t be working on commissions every single day.

And I’m also currently working on a series of web novels over on Fictionpress. Said alternate account is right here. If you would like to see some of my longer, non-fetish, more plot and character-driven content, click the link I provided. Just keep in mind that the stories on that site are far darker and/or gorier and nowhere near as explicit as the stuff I post here.

Yes, I’m going to post non-commission work on this website. …Eventually. I just gotta find time to work on that shiz. I’ve mostly been preoccupied with my web novels and stuff going on in real life.

Yes, prices have gone up once again. Turns out I had to get a new car! Whoo. Also means I got a new monthly bill, which is a bit pricy. Between this, and the fact that I’ll essentially be using less of my free time to work on my personal stories/relaxing and instead devote said free time to working on commissions, I feel like it’s warranted. Should anyone have issues with the pricing, lemme know. Maybe we can work out a deal.

I may finish a batch of commissions in one week. I may finish a batch in one month. All I ask is for your patience. If any problems come along, you can always contact me on Telegram or Discord or PM me here on FA.

*exhales*

All right…think that covers just about everything.

Feel free to leave any comments, questions, etc. down below if need be.